When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
There's a cord sticking out of the back. Might you tell me where it goes? — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
I had been playing polo, and I decided to give up at the age of 50. — Prince Philip Age Copy Share Image
Were you here in the bad old days? ... That's why you can't read and write then! — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to… — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and is not an aeroplane, or swims and is not… — Prince Philip Cantonese Copy Share Image
We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. — Prince Philip Canada Copy Share Image
Wildlife of the world is disappearing... simply because of a general and widespread ignorance and neglect — Prince Philip Animals Copy Share Image
If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels. — Prince Philip Climate change Copy Share Image
The more people there are, the more food we need, the more space we occupy, the more resources and consumer goods we… — Prince Philip Consumers Copy Share Image
Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
It's difficult to see how it's possible to become immensely valuable by singing what are the most hideous songs. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
We are suffering a national defeat comparable to any lost military campaign, and what is more, it is self- inflicted? It is… — Prince Philip Campaigns Copy Share Image
Books are certainly old fashioned, but only people with a very limited perception are silly enough to condemn ideas because of their… — Prince Philip Age Copy Share Image
We don't come here for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
As so often happens, I discover that it would have been better to keep my mouth shut. — Prince Philip Communication Copy Share Image
I don't know how they're going to integrate in places like Glasgow and Sheffield. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
It's not a very big one, but at least it's dead and it took an awful lot of killing! — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
What about Tom Jones? He's made a million and he's a bloody awful singer. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
