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Inspirational Quotes by Prince Philip

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Prince Philip mixes humor with blunt observations. He jokes about wanting to visit Russia even after his family suffered, and he pokes fun at people who ruin rivers or live cheaply in hostels. He also notes his habit of starting with a compliment before accidentally putting his foot in his mouth.

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It's a vast waste of space.

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You're not wearing mink knickers,are you?

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They have eating dogs for the anorexic now.

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Oh, it's you that owns that ghastly car, is it?

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Do people trip over you?

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The bastards murdered half my family

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The French don't know how to cook breakfast.

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Do you still throw spears at each filmother?

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If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.

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That's more than you know about anything else then.

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If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion.

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Why don't you go and live in a hostel to save cash?

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I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit.

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Young people are the same as they always were. They are just as ignorant.

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I've never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing.

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There's a cord sticking out of the back. Might you tell me where it goes?

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It's my custom to say something flattering to begin with so I shall be excused if I put my foot in it…

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We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun. You just got on with it!

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Do you work in a strip club?

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You managed not to get eaten then?

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Are you running away from something?

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So this is feminist corner then.

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Aren't most of you descended from pirates?

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There's a lot of your family in tonight.

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Oh no, I might catch some ghastly disease.

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This could only happen in a technical college.

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British women can't cook.

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You ARE a woman, aren't you?

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Can you tell the difference between them?

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We don't come here for our health.

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Oh! You're the people ruining the rivers.

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They're not mating are they?

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It makes you all look like Dracula's daughters!

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You have mosquitoes. I have the Press.

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Were you here in the bad old days? ... That's why you can't read and write then!

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I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

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As so often happens, I discover that it would have been better to keep my mouth shut.

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Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf.

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No, I'd probably end up spitting it out over everybody.

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Only a Scotsman can really survive a Scottish education.

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I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons.

Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species.

All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.

Oh! You're the people ruining the rivers.

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.

Why don't you go and live in a hostel to save cash?

And what exotic part of the world do you come from?

In the end we must, I think, somehow conclude that they have as much right to this planet as we have.

Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.

Constitutionally I don't exist.

It is frequently more rewarding merely to ask pertinent questions. It may get someone to go and look for an answer.

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