And when they start talking, and they always do, you find that each of them has a story they want to tell.… — Paul Neilan Ideas Copy Share Image
“I was stealing salt shakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and… — Paul Neilan Beef Jerky Copy Share Image
“She was the sadistic older brother who holds you down and slaps your forehead over and over again, lets a string of… — Paul Neilan Brotherhood Copy Share Image
If stealing a few saltshakers was wrong I didn't want to be right. — Paul Neilan Stealing Copy Share Image
“I think our generation has been called to apathy just as our grandparents were called to defeat fascism and the baby boomers… — Paul Neilan Baby boom Copy Share Image
“The fan was spinning and as the shadows passed over the white ceiling I let my eyes unfocus until all of it… — Paul Neilan Elizabeth taylor Copy Share Image
But really it’s condescending and patronizing not to make fun of someone because they’re old or stupid or crippled or morbidly obese.… — Paul Neilan Condescending Copy Share Image
Lying to other people is fine and usually funny, but lying to yourself is tacky. — Paul Neilan Fine Copy Share Image