Best Paul Lynde Quotes
- A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world. Closet
- I laughed all the way through Love Story. All
- Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable. Almost Ludicrous
- I'm Liberace without a piano. Funny
- A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world. Coldest
- It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage. Came
- When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had… Annoyed
- I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. I also look… Adding
- Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household. Constant
- I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me. Funny
- I think basically an actor is a salesman. Actor
- If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death. Completely
- My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole… Besides
- I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to… Always Prepare
- I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of… Couple
- My following is straight. I'm so glad. Following
- Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to. Dress
- The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a… Always Say
- The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt. Belt