A lot of people think I must be like Vince Noir. He's a bit like a child. He doesn't have any malice.… — Noel Fielding Children Copy Share Image
When you're 14 and you're with your friends, you laugh about really stupid stuff, but as you get older, the laughter inside… — Noel Fielding Friends Copy Share Image
My parents had lots of parties. They were hopelessly bohemian. They were just 18 when they had me. — Noel Fielding Bohemian Copy Share Image
Yeah? Rock 'n' Roll is fast, you know. If all goes according to plan I could be in rehab next thursday. Tuesday… — Noel Fielding According to plan Copy Share Image
When I was a really young child, I felt like I could see fairies. I was convinced there were fairies in my… — Noel Fielding Children Copy Share Image
Kids feel like they can approach me, which is nice. I've created this character who's like a child-man. — Noel Fielding Approach Copy Share Image
I quite like bacon sandwiches because they're colourful. Mashed potato on toast is fine. But colourful and easy to eat is best. — Noel Fielding Bacon Copy Share Image
Over the years, I've trained my hair to do what I say, and it's usually well behaved. I often reward my hair… — Noel Fielding Hair Copy Share Image
I played football for a long time when I was a kid, and then I went to art college and turned my… — Noel Fielding Art Copy Share Image
I just like to build. Don't get me wrong: I think stand-up is great, and when someone like Richard Pryor or Steve… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I never did that badly with women when I wasn't on telly, but it's a bit out of control now. Women try… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
When people come to see you, they know what you do. That's what they want. They want it to be quite English;… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
The film-maker Alejandro Jodorowsky - his films are hard to watch - they're so dense and rich - but they're probably the… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I hate my feet. I don't like my hands, either: they're like lions' paws. When I was in the Boosh, in a… — Noel Fielding Fashion Copy Share Image
I bought two sculptures of two baboons called Lord and Lady Muck on an antique piece of furniture from an art exhibition,… — Noel Fielding Art Copy Share Image
Fame is like being at a party and getting invited into the cool room even the VIPs can't get into, then the… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I don't think I'd have done comedy if I was born eighty years ago I'd have been a lord. Shooting people that… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
We got everythin' we need here. We got Baileys, creamy, and, um... everythin' good. I'll get ya another Baileys — Noel Fielding Funny Copy Share Image
'Moonage Daydream' is my favourite because it's an amazing pop tune with such strange parts to it. — Noel Fielding Amazing Copy Share Image
I believe in fate. I didn't set out to be a comedian at first. I'm still not sure if I am or… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too,… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I couldn't have invented crisps. ... I don't really want to be known as the man who invented crisps. ... I invented… — Noel Fielding Apples Copy Share Image
I've had a really weird day, some joker threw bamboo in the penguin enclosure. They all vaulted out. It was a nightmare,… — Noel Fielding Bamboo Copy Share Image
When I was 14, I had a job in a cake shop. I got caught by the boss, lying down eating cake,… — Noel Fielding Boss Copy Share Image
In television, there are so many things between you making a joke and the audience seeing it. It's like an assault course. — Noel Fielding Audience Copy Share Image
The combination of us two was a once-in-a-lifetime thing. You meet someone, and you just work, you have chemistry on stage, and… — Noel Fielding Chemistry Copy Share Image
I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have… — Noel Fielding Comedy Copy Share Image
When I was at art college, a can of Spray Mount adhesive cost £12: £2 more than my weekly food bill. — Noel Fielding Art Copy Share Image
I've got this rep as a party boy, but the only show I've ever missed was when I had food poisoning from… — Noel Fielding Australian Copy Share Image
I find it depressing that people think you have to be on drugs to watch [my stuff], that’s a cop out, use… — Noel Fielding Brain Copy Share Image
When I was three or four, I was really good at drawing and painting, and everyone used to say, "You're going to… — Noel Fielding Art Copy Share Image
When you're famous, you can't go to Topshop. Even when I disguise myself in a moustache, baseball cap, sunglasses - the full… — Noel Fielding Baseball Copy Share Image
My nan used to look after me in the summer holidays and she had a cat with one eye. It used to… — Noel Fielding Cat Copy Share Image
On my show, nobody's being paid more than me. I don't ask what they're being paid - I just make sure they're… — Noel Fielding Being Copy Share Image
When you're a kid, and someone's an artist, you think of Leonardo da Vinci. You don't think that's a job; you just… — Noel Fielding Art Copy Share Image
The best stuff comes out when you're not making it for anything and you don't really know what you're making. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I've got it all in here ultra violets, flying saucers, strawberry bootlace come on get involved. — Noel Fielding Flying Copy Share Image
When you start, it's not to do with the material so much. It's more to do with how you can control a… — Noel Fielding Audience Copy Share Image
When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool. — Noel Fielding Best friend Copy Share Image
My first gigs were at university: I'd dress up as Jesus, jump off a cross and dance to a Mick Jagger song.… — Noel Fielding Dance Copy Share Image
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