My mum and dad are massive Bowie fans, so I grew up listening to his music. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I loved being a man-woman. It's much more interesting than being one or the other. — Noel Fielding Being Copy Share Image
The Monkees? I heard that they were quite into their party scene at one point. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them. — Noel Fielding Depressing Copy Share Image
Science teachers and the mentally ill, that's all Jazz is for. — Noel Fielding Funny Copy Share Image
Some people have a fear of being on stage. I have a fear of coming off it. — Noel Fielding Fear Copy Share Image
The trouble is, the older you get, it's hard to find time to make a film: it's a year to write, a… — Noel Fielding Cinema Copy Share Image
I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I hated school, so when I got to this place with other people who could draw and were interested in wearing makeup,… — Noel Fielding Amazing Copy Share Image
I actually went to Wimbledon, and David Attenborough was sat in the row in front of me, and I thought that was… — Noel Fielding Amazing Copy Share Image
“Noel- How dare you were not rapist Jimmy- Why are you wearing a cape then? Noel- Jack the Ripper wore a cape… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
You're still young. Don't panic. It's hard to know what you should be doing in your 20s. Try different things, have some… — Noel Fielding Fun Copy Share Image
I start getting bored and misbehaving if I don't work hard. It's fine when you're younger - you go out a lot… — Noel Fielding Bored Copy Share Image
Last time you bring me pie, I cut into it, with my tiny pie cutter, and millions of birds flew out hitting… — Noel Fielding Bird Copy Share Image
When we got quite big and were generating a lot of money through the arenas, we became quite a big thing, and… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I visited a friend in Leicester recently. It was 4am and we all ran around in a circle, six of us. It’s… — Noel Fielding Circles Copy Share Image
A Boosh fan bought me an original copy of 'The Jungle Book' - like, the first print from 1894 - so I've… — Noel Fielding Amazing Copy Share Image
I'd have to do unannounced gigs because your fans will laugh at everything because they know what you do already. What you… — Noel Fielding Audience Copy Share Image
When we went to America, Robin Williams came to the gig, and Mike Myers had lunch with us and wanted to write… — Noel Fielding America Copy Share Image
I was in a band with a boy who was quite androgynous and a bit bisexual, and we used to play up… — Noel Fielding Androgynous Copy Share Image
I love David Suchet. I'm obsessed with Poirot. Then I saw him in 'The Importance of Being Earnest,' where he did Lady… — Noel Fielding Amazing Copy Share Image
I used to wear this cowboy outfit. I wouldn't take off. It was ridiculous. My mum was like, 'You've got to take… — Noel Fielding Colors Copy Share Image
Imagine that, a poncho sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness. — Noel Fielding Funny Copy Share Image
Goth Juice... The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith. — Noel Fielding Funny Copy Share Image
All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down… — Noel Fielding Cat Copy Share Image
If you're going to be a good standup, or a successful standup, or a standup who can work for money, you have… — Noel Fielding Death Copy Share Image
The Boosh was cult, but then it crossed over a bit, which we needed it to, because we were working on it… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
Trousers can never be too tight. You have to go through a couple of days of pain, then everything stretches out. — Noel Fielding Couple Copy Share Image
Fame is a bit Nietzschean. For everything good, something bad happens to you, so you have to sort of be careful. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
You can't please all of the people all of the time; you can only please some of the people some of the… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I'd rather do smaller theaters, because it's more fun for the audience and more fun for me. I like to build up… — Noel Fielding Audience Copy Share Image
In comedy, you see yourself as a newcomer and then you realize you've been doing it for 18, 20 years, which is ridiculous. — Noel Fielding Comedy Copy Share Image
I think I'm constantly surprised that adults can't deal with illogical things or thing that are weird or psychedelic. I've never really… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
Comedians are ridiculously oversensitive, so, especially with the Internet, you feel everything, like a spider on a web going, 'Oh God, I'm… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I think the more you party and the more you get drunk, the more your soul starts to evaporate, and eventually, you're… — Noel Fielding Drunk Copy Share Image
I love the Boosh, but there were so many people around us that it became a cash cow. Everyone's going, 'Do this.… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
