I'm an enormously talented man, and there's no use pretending that I'm not.. — Noel Coward Inspirational Copy Share Image
I want a horse and plough, Chickens too, Just one cow, With a wistful moo. — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
You always ought to have tom cats arranged, you know - it makes 'em more companionable. — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be. — Noel Coward Artist Copy Share Image
What I adore is supreme professionalism. I’m bored by writers who can write only when it’s raining. — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
“It's a pity you didn't have a little more brandy. It might have made you more agreeable!” — Noël Coward Copy Share Image
I see her as one great stampede of lips directed at the nearest derriere. — Noel Coward Inspirational Copy Share Image
To take a gloomy view of life is not part of my philosophy; to laugh at the idiocies of my fellow creatures… — Noel Coward Comedy Copy Share Image
“Couldn't you see that all my flippancy was only a mask, hiding my real emotions--crushing them down desperately!” — Noël Coward Copy Share Image
How foolish to think that one can ever slam the door in the face of age. Much wiser to be polite and… — Noel Coward Age Copy Share Image
A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy. — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That… — Noel Coward Opera Copy Share Image
“All that technical expertise isn't worth a damn if you don't get the best out of people, though. . . . These… — Noel Coward Leader Copy Share Image
There are bad times just around the corner, There are dark clouds travelling through the sky, And it's no good whining, About… — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
You kissed me because you were awfully nice and I was awfully nice and we both liked kissing very much. It was… — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
Comedies of manners swiftly become obsolete when there are no longer any manners. — Noel Coward Comedies Copy Share Image
We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this one, have we? — Noel Coward Afterlife Copy Share Image
How about slipping out of those wet things and into a dry Martini? — Noel Coward Cooking Copy Share Image
Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others. — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
There isn't a particle of you that I don't know, remember, and want. — Noel Coward Friendship Copy Share Image
It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit. — Noel Coward Deceit Copy Share Image
Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with it. — Noel Coward Friday Copy Share Image
Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade. — Noel Coward Caviar Copy Share Image
“She's a self-conscious vampire ... and she goes about using sex as a sort of shrimping net.” — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
“I write at high speed because boredom is bad for my health.” — Noêl Coward Bad health Copy Share Image
Acting is not a state of being ... but a state of appearing to be. — Noel Coward Acting Copy Share Image
I'll go and see anything so long as it amuses me, or moves me. If it doesn't do either I want to… — Noel Coward Home Copy Share Image
I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again. — Noel Coward Marriage Copy Share Image
AMANDA: I think very few people are completely normal really, deep down in their private lives. — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
Everybody was up to something, especially, of course, those who were up to nothing. — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
It is not the eyes of others that I am wary of, but my own. — Noel Coward Acceptance Copy Share Image
Wouldn't it be dreadful to live in a country where they didn't have tea? — Noel Coward Coffee Copy Share Image
