Passion in a dromedary doesn't go so deep; a camel when it's mating never sobs itself to sleep. — Noel Coward Animal Copy Share Image
I don't think pornography is harmful, but it is terribly, terribly boring. — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop. — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
“I don't know what London's coming to — the higher the buildings the lower the morals.” — Noël Coward Architecture Copy Share Image
Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom. — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
“its discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by decite” — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation only to be told that at the age of four I was in love… — Noel Coward Age Copy Share Image
At twelve noon, The natives swoon And no further work is doneBut mad dogs and Englishmen, Go out in the midday sun. — Noel Coward Dog Copy Share Image
It's such a surprise for the Eastern eyes to see, That though the English are effete They're quite impervious to heat. — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
Acting is not a state of being ... but a state of appearing to be. You can't be eight times a week… — Noel Coward Acting Copy Share Image
It's no good pacing up and down. It won't make the plane arrive any faster. Just sit down and accept that we're… — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
The air is like a draught of wine. The undertaker cleans his sign, The Hull express goes off the line, When it's… — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
You ask my advice about acting? Speak clearly, don't bump into the furniture and if you must have motivation, think of your… — Noel Coward Acting Copy Share Image
I never cared who scored the goal, or which side won the silver cup. I never learned to bat or bowl; but… — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
If by any chance a playwright wishes to express a political opinion or a moral opinion or a philosophy, he must be… — Noel Coward Actor Copy Share Image
Any part of the piggy Is quite all right with me Ham from Westphalia, ham from Parma Ham as lean as the… — Noel Coward Bacon Copy Share Image
An infant prodigy of nine is shoved upon the stage in white. She starts off in a dismal whine about a dark… — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
It's no use to go and take courses in playwriting any more than it's much use taking courses in acting. Better play… — Noel Coward Acting Copy Share Image
Many years ago I remember a famous actress explaining to me with perfect seriousness that before making an entrance she always stood… — Noel Coward Acting Copy Share Image
Here ends the story of a ship, but there will always be other ships, for we are an island race. Through all… — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
The theatre should be treated with respect. The theatre is a wonderful place, a house of strange enchantment, a temple of illusion.… — Noel Coward Actor Copy Share Image
