All Nick Offerman Quotes
- My uncles, who are farmers in Minooka, Illinois - I grew up with them and their pickup trucks and mustaches, and to me that was… Big
- When I hear young people today complain about being bored - and the things that keep them from being bored are generally exclusively videogames and/or… Bored
- When I was in high school, I would perform every year in those plays and there was something I really loved about it. But I… Acting
- There have been a few occurrences where people in restaurants have sent me a rasher of bacon, which I am not going to turn my… Bacon
- We have such an embarrassment of riches when it comes to choice. Do you want to hike in the Alps? There are 300 pairs of… Alps
- You know, even working actors can end up having a lot of spare time. And you can either go sit at the Starbucks and wait… Actor
- I think it's fascinating that I receive attention for what people perceive to be a level of manliness or machismo, when amongst my family of… American
- I worked a lot in Chicago's theater scene as a fight choreographer. And so I do have a lot of experience in stage combat and… Chicago
- If you're an original thinker, you are going get told 'no' a lot, and you have to be able to hear 'no' many times from… Able
- I'm enjoying the opportunity that 'Parks And Recreation' affords me to exploit my own soapbox agenda, which is to try to encourage people to make… Affords