All Nick Offerman Quotes
- I'm quite excited to not play a Xena type character - it's probably closer to me than any character I've ever played. Any
- I like to play women who are not strong at all, because, there's certainly plenty of myself that is no kind of a warrior. All
- I really thought that I'd be doing Shakespeare, honest to God. I did not foresee the whole action television thing. That was God's joke. Action
- I keep having these bros come up to me and say, "I used to watch you when I was a fetus," and I just want… Bros
- It's irrelevant to me if other people know who I am. I'm just, I'm really happy. It calms me down, too. If you're on top… Always Listening
- I became very interested [in philosophy] after attending the U.N. Conference on sustainable development in Brazil.I'm very concerned about climate change and the world reaching… Attending
- When I [first] went to university, I was doing foreign languages, because I had done them since I was 13 years old. I had done… Academic
- Children are so egocentric - they want to watch their lives, and not yours. Children
- I always call myself a "student" of the guitar. Always Call
- It's taken me a lot of years to peel away my own layers. Inspirational
- How lucky my life is that I have two arms, and two legs, and ten fingers with which to make things out of wood. Arms
- My family has schoolteachers and librarians, and I think people who teach are probably some of our greatest American heroes. Certainly, underpaid and unsung. American
- If properly dried and trimmed, New York-style pizza could be used to make a box for Chicago-style pizza. Box
- I would like Americans to make things with their hands. Thomas Jefferson and I feel that makes for a much stronger nation. America
- You know, it's hard to beat bacon at anytime of day. But I also am a big fan of corned beef hash. Anytime
- I am a saxophone player. Inspirational
- I am always so happy to be at 'SNL.' I still feel like a kid when I'm there, like I can't believe I'm watching them… Believe
- I grew up among farmers in Illinois and so you always have to have the tools you might need in the eventuality of a flat… Among
- When I got to Los Angeles, I started building cabins in peoples' yards, building post-and-beam structures and cutting the joinery for those. Angeles
- I grew up in a small town in Illinois, and my dad was a basketball coach. Thanks to him, I have excellent fundamentals in both… Baseball