All Neil Patrick Harris Quotes
- Before babies, I worked very hard to make sure I understood my surroundings and figured out where I fit in the world, whether it was… Babies
- I want to be able to infuse some youthful energy and comedy while appreciating the generations before. Able
- You just take things as they come. Take Things
- My parents own a restaurant in Albuquerque. Albuquerque
- Rest in peace, Steve Jobs. Your genius will live on for generations to come... Generations
- David and I did propose to each other, but over five years ago! Weve been wearing engagement rings for ages, waiting for an available date. Ages
- Comedy is way more difficult than drama. What I might find funny, the editor might not find funny. They might choose the reaction shot from… Across
- I'm having a ball. I just walk in, make some funnies and walk out, no pressure. Ball
- I grew up being educated by Sesame Street and gained a sense of humor from The Muppet Show. I'd give my right foot to be… Able
- The public eye has always been kind to me, and until recently I have been able to live a pretty normal life. Now it seems… Able
- Im relatively sardonic, but Im certainly not the playboy that he is. Hes a quantity man. Hes after as many crazy adventures and one-night stands… Adventures
- I'm a fan of driving. I enjoy time spent in my car. Phone calls, talk radio. I drive a Toyota Prius. I named mine Judas.… Calls
- I'm a good tipper, depending on the service. I tip based on whether they did the little things like re-fill my glass. If they're bad… Bad
- Bridge to Terabithia was a book my mother read to my brother and me before we would go to sleep. Well written, beautiful imagery, full… All
- Paris is not so exciting and romantic when you’re jet lagged and alone. Alone
- So weird. I woke up this morning with infinite wisdom. Not sure why Infinite
- Ive re-newly fallen in love with green chiles. They put them on everything here in NM: burgers, eggs, cereal, pudding. Im obsessed. Burgers
- Tired legs from a dance rehearsal for a big production number. How did I end up dancing so much? My twins have taken more lessons… Big
- Today is International Sword Swallowers Day. Im sure there are lots of jokes there, but figured the legit carnies deserve a shout out. Carnies
- Happy Valentines Day! Whether youre in a relationship or not, make sure to tell those close to you that you love em. Close
- Some chick has a dress made entirely of razor blades. I feel bad for her nipples. Bad
- Prince: heavy on accessories, light on vocabulary. Accessories
- Kelly Clarkson has one of the best voices in the history of ever. Best
- Paris: Dinner at Kong. Waited an hour for our table, wine uncorked onto my pants, entree dropped on my jacket. Bad form! Bad