“Sun glasses are the unofficial celebrities’ uniform.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Celebrities Copy Share Image
“To a fireman, wind is a curse. To a sailor, wind is a blessing.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Blessing Copy Share Image
“A first-rate story is easily killed by second-rate design.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Design Copy Share Image
“Alcohol is evil … until your loved one gets employed by a brewery.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Alcohol Copy Share Image
“Being bigheaded can be as irritating and as dangerous as being small-minded.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Aphorism Copy Share Image
“Motivational speaking is the art of telling people what they have been told before … without them noticing.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Art Copy Share Image
“You cannot master something whose doing is not the foundation of your lifestyle.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Miracles' rely on their observer’s ignorance. 'Perfection' relies on the observer’s failure to notice the observed’s defects.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Faith does not make things happen. It merely breeds perseverance; which helps one persist in making things happen.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Divided-and-conquered Copy Share Image
“I will only start taking book reviews seriously from the day that books are able to review readers.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Book Copy Share Image
“We seldom look like the way we look like when people we like are looking.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Most people can’t stand spending a few minutes by themself. Yet they expect others to spend an hour, a day, or, even… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Boredom Copy Share Image
“*Customer service* is seldom about the customer; it is usually about the seller’s chances of making more money from that customer in… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Customer Copy Share Image
“Although they pretended to be angry, and because that finally destroyed their guilt, some people were each secretly happy to discover that… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adultery Copy Share Image
“Most human beings strongly believe that money is way less important than the life of a human being, but in reality five… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Copy Share Image
“We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Aphorism Copy Share Image
“There’s a correlation between the number of digits on a man’s bank balance, and, the number of things that his woman is… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“If love wasn’t conditional, every single first encounter with individuals of your 'preferred' gender would result in *love at first sight.*” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“In a society where women are truly equal to men, a kid bred by a theist mother and an atheist father is… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Atheism Copy Share Image
“Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee’s smoke break.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Employee Copy Share Image
“*Nothing is free* asserts two things. Both assertions are true.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Assertions Copy Share Image
“Retro is a symptom of a generation that is too lazy to innovate.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Innovation Copy Share Image
“Not all truths hurt. And not all that is hurtful is truthful.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“88% of men impress to undress. 88% of women undress to impress.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Courtship Copy Share Image
“It is a vice to be proud or unashamed of your vice.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Character Copy Share Image
“Those that can, philosophize. Those who can’t, do.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Philosophy Copy Share Image
“Time is an illusion we suffer from whenever we are not practicing mindfulness.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Dear Whoever-that-just-found-out-that-they-have-a-terminal-illness, don't let that put you down. Technically, we are all dying.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Cancer Copy Share Image
“Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Aphorism Copy Share Image
“If heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is unemployment, while life is merely an interview.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Employment Copy Share Image
“A promotion is an illusionary solution out of an indebted employee’s pit of debt.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
