“Although they pretended to be angry, and because that finally destroyed their guilt, some people were each secretly happy to discover that… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adultery Copy Share Image
“88% of women love making their first love making incident with a man seem like an accident.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Accident Copy Share Image
“Once born, how long a man will live matters. Once dead, how long he has lived doesn’t.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Birth Copy Share Image
“98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Comedians Copy Share Image
“The most unfair thing about sex is that men are almost always guaranteed an orgasm.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Guarantee Copy Share Image
“Some people became parents mainly or only to hide the fact that they are sexually attracted only to people of the same… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Childfree Copy Share Image
“Live each day as if it is your last. Most days you will be wrong.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Death Copy Share Image
“If working-hours were natural, then employed men would only get erections between 5 p.m. and 9 a.m. … during the week.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Employee Copy Share Image
“A push-up bra is to a woman’s chest … what 'breathing-in' is to a man’s stomach.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Illusion Copy Share Image
“Some of the most faked things are a signature, love, a smile, happiness, an orgasm, intelligence, and good skin.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Fake Copy Share Image
“To ask a man whether or not he has a girlfriend is to talk about his sex life. If you disagree with… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Copy Share Image
“Failing to recognize someone sometimes makes us think that they look like themselves.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Distance Copy Share Image
“Alcohol is evil … until your loved one gets employed by a brewery.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Alcohol Copy Share Image
“As we all know, as if forever exploiting or attempting to exploit each other were not enough, a group of sane human… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Copy Share Image
“Not every person that speaks less than you do is more ignorant than you are.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Ignorance Copy Share Image
“There is more to life than making a living. Do not work more than you live.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Holiday Copy Share Image
“The reason that man is seldom satisfied with his salary is that when it increases, he increases his expenses.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Employment Copy Share Image
“Marriage and dating are man-made ideologies; if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, we’d all be born in pairs; as… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Dating Copy Share Image
“Every problem is a teacher from the University of Life.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adversity Copy Share Image
“Homophobia is the ignorant and arrogant assumption that copulation and reproduction is all there is to a relationship.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Assumption Copy Share Image
“Some people wish they were as happy as or happy like some people think they are.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Aphorism Copy Share Image
“An enlightened thinker does not waste his precious time thinking about what others think of what he thinks.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Enlightenment Copy Share Image
