I don't have any children, but if I had a baby, I would have to name it, so I would get a… — Mitch Hedberg Baby Copy Share Image
I got some tartar control toothpaste. I still have tartar, but that stuff's under control. I got so much tartar, I don't… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
My sister Wendy has a husband and two children, and they have a family photo on top of the VCR, where they're… — Mitch Hedberg Children Copy Share Image
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to… — Mitch Hedberg Business Copy Share Image
Say, I was on The Craig Kilbourne Show and the next day I flew to Minneapolis. I was at the airport and… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
