How can it be that we laugh about England's obsession with the royal family? At least the royal family has college degrees… — Mike Leach Family Copy Share Image
I'm proud to say I had a bet with a guy from Chicago who said Chicago is windier and colder than Wyoming.… — Mike Leach Chicago Copy Share Image
I suspect Bill Snyder may be a sorcerer... he's one of the coaches that I admire most! — Mike Leach Admire Copy Share Image
My favorite weather pattern happens to be when it rains mud. Dust comes through. Rain on top of it. It rains mud. — Mike Leach Dust Copy Share Image
Outside of North America, best football? Is Samoa North America? Probably Samoa. I'd say Samoa. Germany's certainly up there. — Mike Leach America Copy Share Image
Oh I've never liked candy corn, I think it's just awful - I think candy corn's awful. — Mike Leach Awful Copy Share Image
I'm a thin-crust pizza guy. I respect people who like thick crust, but in my view it's mostly bread. — Mike Leach Bread Copy Share Image
I've never had a dumb quarterback. I think if you're dumb, it's difficult to overcome. — Mike Leach Difficult Copy Share Image
If Texas and Kansas were countries they wouldn't be admitted to the World Trade Organization. Their policies are congruent with North Korea,… — Mike Leach North korea Copy Share Image
I think that when you die, you continue to progress. You continue to grow in kind of an elevated state, but I… — Mike Leach Continue Copy Share Image
Everybody says marriage is 'til death do you part - and I've been married 29 years - but a book is really… — Mike Leach Book Copy Share Image
I feel like Texas high schools, when you consider the melting pot that exists in Texas, do a fairly impressive job. No… — Mike Leach Education Copy Share Image
Somebody said that in passing, you know, 'I hate cats.' You know, somebody really hates cats, and I've never figured that one… — Mike Leach Ability Copy Share Image
I think they need to expand the playoff system. I think the minimum should be 16 teams, but they could easily go… — Mike Leach Football Copy Share Image
Nothing has done more to bring people of different races and different backgrounds together than athletics, certainly more than politicians have done.… — Mike Leach Different races Copy Share Image
I do have a Viking axe by the bed if I need to whack someone... My wife bought me a Viking axe… — Mike Leach Climb Copy Share Image
I figured I'd coach two or three years at the most and go back and be an attorney. — Mike Leach Attorney Copy Share Image
Outstanding people in Iowa. Very down-to-earth people in Iowa. It was a great place to be. — Mike Leach Great Copy Share Image
There's shouting, there's blood, there's boogers, there's a whole thing. I mean, there's spitting, there's fighting, there's ripped jerseys. There's someone grabbing… — Mike Leach Blood Copy Share Image
When Washington State has been good, they've always had a connection to Southern California. You know, as far as visiting, that's different… — Mike Leach Best Copy Share Image
Whether it's a car or boat or motorcycle, it's a dangerous item, so you have to show a level of competence and… — Mike Leach Amendment Copy Share Image
I just go to work every day, spend hours in the film room, go to practice, go home and then do it… — Mike Leach Every day Copy Share Image
