All Merrill Markoe Quotes
- Beware the cute, hot guy who kind of reminds you of the parent you don't get along with: your cold, distant father who left when… Along
- A more complex - but only slightly more original - way to feel out of it is available at the hip and pretentious nightclubs and… Along
- I always hated those classic kid movies like Old Yeller or The Yearling where the beloved pet dies. What would be so wrong with having… Always Hated
- You just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me. Cookie
- I’ve made my life’s work spotting assholes. And you know, I think it’s harder now than ever before because there’s so many socially acceptable ways… Acceptable
- Beware the old man in young guy's clothes. If he's over 35 and comes to pick you up looking as though he's headed for a… Beware
- Every moment of your life that is not a complete nightmare is happiness. Complete
- Here’s what I learned: First thing in the morning, before I have drowned myself in coffee, while I still have that sleepy brain I used… Bees
- No one would argue against the fact that L.A. leads the country in opportunities for being hip and pretentious. Argue
- Conversely, beware the man who does nothing but ask you questions about yourself and offers no information about himself. Not only is he keeping you… Answers
- I think people figure out early in their lives what currency they can work in. Currency
- Beware the man who doesn't ask you any questions about yourself on your first date. Any
- A wacky, trendy outfit on a guy over 40 indicates he's got big issues. Big
- Some people know that they are so adorable looking, all they have to do is smile and dress up and they get plenty from that.… Adorable
- We are pretty sure that we and our pets share the same reality, until one day we come home to find that our wistful, intelligent… All
- As you can imagine this is a very emotional moment for me because Dave promised me many times that I was the only woman he… Cheat
- When you have been writing for a lot of years, you have to make an effort not to start repeating yourself. It occurred to me… Areas
- I have learned that the stuff that causes me anxiety, the stuff I instinctively veer away from, is usually a road map to where my… Anxiety
- Since - in my belief system - we each get only one go-round here on planet Earth, it is the task of the writer to… Belief
- More than any other personality trait, my mother seemed to be ruled by anger and sadness. She seemed to hate being a mother. Watching her… Anger
- Of the things I know to be true in life, right at the top of the list of irrefutable truths is, "No one ever listens… Anyone
- Whatever behavior you've experienced from people in the past, expect them to do it again and again and again. Behavior
- The whole narcissism and echo syndrome is usually the result of early childhood training. Those are very hard habits for anyone to break. Anyone
- Reality TV has managed to commodify everything we used to think of as the elements of normal life. Commodify
- I am deeply grateful for the life I do have. In many ways, I am very fortunate. Deeply