Melchor Lim

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• I'm not afraid to die. I just don't like the thought of being gone so long!!!!!!! Afraid
• Growing up is amazing, until you get old! !! Amazing
• If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me! !! Call
• A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to… Beer
• A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory. .. Bad
• I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE. Days
• One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes wrong I have… Always Let
• There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. ^_^ Beer
• Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals... Animals
• The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm ... Enthusiasm
• Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist… Afraid
• Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics. .. Cheezy
• I slipped on a banana peel and I fell in love with the person who helped me up. Banana
• Always have something beautiful in sight, even if it's only a poster on a wall. Beautiful
• If you're always busy busy busy, you can't enjoy enjoy enjoy your life. .. Always Busy
• If you want to change your life, insert a coin in a change machine. .. Change
• Enjoy your life thoroughly, the same way you wash your clothes..... Clothes
• Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you. ..:D Dear
• I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. .. Bullies
• I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome! !! Absolutely
• Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. .. Damned
• In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care? @_@ Algebra
• A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness. Afraid
• Never test how deep the water is with both feet. Both
• It's not important to win, it's important to make the other guy lose. Facts

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