All Maureen Johnson Quotes
- Sometimes I feel like I've been waiting for someone to tell me when I can be normal again,' she said. 'I keep thinking I'll get… Been
- When they separated, the freckleless spot between Pete's eyes was bright red. Before anything else could be said or done, May grabbed her bike and… Anything Else
- The locker at the end of her bed had no lock, and one of the hinges was busted. She opened it up. There was a… Animal
- She was standing in the airport of Copenhagen, staring at a doorway, trying to figure out if it was (a) a bathroom and (b) what… Airport
- She wasn't only gay, she was a gay elf. Elf
- The funny thing about stop signs is that they're also start signs. Funny
- I sleep better knowing that a naked cork-eater is not sneaking around at night, stealing my underwear. Better
- Nothing was quite like it was supposed to be. Funny
- She didn't even notice right away that a small animal had come out from behind a nearby car and was slowly making its way toward… Animal
- I'm Keith," he said, "and you're . . . clearly mad, but what's your name? Clearly
- We learn that many great thinkers were convinced that the Bible contained the Ancient Mysteries, but not in the literal words—that the words on the… Ancient
- Just then, my phone started ringing. The ring must have been damaged by the water as well, so now it had a high, keening note… Been
- The truth was that she had managed to betray everyone by doing nothing. No one in history had ever done less and yet been so… Ache
- It could have been like a fairy tale. But fairy tales aren't real. Things don't work like that. There's a price for everything. Been
- This wasn't a position she wanted to be in. And yet . . . yet she knew that she was going to do it anyway. Inspirational
- I have no phobias. Phobias are irrational. My fears are rational and CAREFULLY CULTIVATED, like roses. Carefully
- Salt. Wound. Together at last. Last
- Go see old virgins! Now ask a strange boy out, you shy, Retarded thing! Ask
- I guess life is full of maybes. Full
- I envisioned huge piles of the Elf Hotel flying off the belt, taking down everybody in sight. I had seen pictures of that Elf Hotel… Anyone