One's fetishes are fascinating, but not because of their beauty or significance. The same could be said for one's genitals, or one's… — Mason Cooley Beauty Copy Share Image
As the tenor roars his passion, I think sadly of my spreading middle, and his. — Mason Cooley Aging Copy Share Image
Cheap thrill: moral outrage revels in its own innocence and in the guilt of the wicked Others. — Mason Cooley Adventure Copy Share Image
Every perversion has survived many tests of its capabilities. — Mason Cooley Capability Copy Share Image
Drugs bring us to to the gates of paradise, then keep us from entering. — Mason Cooley Drug Copy Share Image
A quiet well-behaved boy is likely to be both frightened and ambitious. — Mason Cooley Ambitious Copy Share Image
Flattery and insults raise the same question: What do you want? — Mason Cooley Flattery Copy Share Image
Fame is fickle, but Obscurity is usually faithful to the end. — Mason Cooley Great saying by great authors Copy Share Image
Imprudence relies on luck, prudence on method. That gives prudence less edge than it expects. — Mason Cooley Edges Copy Share Image
The passions are the same in every conflict, large or small. — Mason Cooley Conflict Copy Share Image
Beauty and virtue: the most kissable ass in the world is no guarantee of good intentions. — Mason Cooley Ass Copy Share Image
The pointless ferocities of intellectual life shock businessmen, who kill only to eat. — Mason Cooley Businessman Copy Share Image
To be thoroughly modern, an aphorism should trail off vaguely rather than coming to a point. — Mason Cooley Aphorism Copy Share Image
Like an electric tea-kettle, pornography comes to a boil very fast. — Mason Cooley Electric Copy Share Image
Vicarious living is only slightly less impossible than vicarious eating. — Mason Cooley Eating Copy Share Image
Between repetition and forgetting, it is a marvel that a new thought ever struggles into existence. — Mason Cooley Existence Copy Share Image