“In the same way that the stewards of the Titanic were more concerned about the unemptied ashtrays on the bar than the… — Marian Keyes Humor Copy Share Image
why can't we love the right people? what is so wrong with us that we rush into situations to which we are… — Marian Keyes Battle Copy Share Image
“However, often when fatal things are happening, you don't know at the time that they're fatal. You get an inkling that they're… — Marian Keyes Passage of time Copy Share Image
“In the same way that the stewards on the Titanic were more concerned about the unemptied ashtrays on the bar than the… — Marian Keyes Problem Copy Share Image
I am different when my nails are done. I am more dynamic. I gesticulate more, I am better at scaring my staff.… — Marian Keyes Choices Copy Share Image
“I’ve brought sandwiches.” He indicated a brown paper bag. “Let’s play a game.” Startled, we looked each other in the eye. We… — Marian Keyes Paper bag Copy Share Image
You've recognised a fundamental feature of an addict's life. Maintaining your habit is so important you've no real interest in anything else. — Marian Keyes Addict Copy Share Image
I knew it, I just knew it! The person who had the job of writing my life's dialogue used to work on… — Marian Keyes Dialogue Copy Share Image
When you're a mass-market writer, people think that you can just decide 'this happens, this happens, this happens', whereas with literary writers… — Marian Keyes Come Copy Share Image
“Worse, neither of us has liked any of the other’s Facebook posts, the modern equivalent of pistols at dawn.” — Marian Keyes Copy Share Image
“I forced myself to stop thinking about it. I went to the room in my brain where all my thoughts about Adam… — Marian Keyes Humor Copy Share Image
“I employ this thing I called The Shovel List.” “A shovel..?” “No, a shovel list. It’s more of a conceptual thing. It’s… — Marian Keyes Copy Share Image
I suppose I wanted to have my cake and eat it. But then again, what were you going to do with your… — Marian Keyes Cake Copy Share Image
Not only was he not mad, but he was a musician, and my favorite men had always been musicians or writers or… — Marian Keyes Aphrodisiac Copy Share Image
I think there is pressure on people to turn every negative into a positive, but we should be allowed to say, 'I… — Marian Keyes Allowed Copy Share Image
I haven’t had Botox because my face is a bit lopsided and I depend on keeping everything animated so that people don’t… — Marian Keyes Animated Copy Share Image
So I'm back again to the eternal question, the one that has plagued me all my life: How Do Other People Do… — Marian Keyes Book Copy Share Image
Writing about feeling disconnected has enabled me to connect, and that has been the most lovely thing of all. — Marian Keyes About Copy Share Image
At 30 I thought my life was over. I thought I'd have made something of myself by then, that life would somehow… — Marian Keyes Actually Copy Share Image
As you know, I don't believe in fear, just an invention by men so they get all the money and good jobs. — Marian Keyes Believe Copy Share Image
One day we'll all be dead, and none of this will matter" -The Brightest Star in the Sky. — Marian Keyes Astronomy Copy Share Image
Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up. — Marian Keyes Breakup Copy Share Image
“… as you know, here at Randolph Media we reward hard work.” Lisa twinkled prettily at the patent lie. Like many companies… — Marian Keyes Business Copy Share Image
I'm trying..." How could I put it? "I'm trying to get far enough down the line so that I can remember." I… — Marian Keyes Dream Copy Share Image