Best Margaret Cho Quotations
- The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass. Brain
- I always thought that people told you that you're beautiful-that this was a title that was bestowed upon you...I think that it's time to take… Always Thought
- You don't become a Republican until you lose all your baby teeth and fall down a lot and get the croup and then become angry… All
- It's hard to find peace with your thighs, but when they chafe, try to be grateful for them. Your thighs let you run and get… Begins
- When people think the world of you, be careful with them. Careful
- I've spent so much time feeling ugly and being treated as ugly as a result. But I changed my attitude and said, “I’m beautiful because… Attitude
- I don't think I'm gay. I don't think I'm straight. I think I'm just slutty. Where's my parade? Gay
- Started out, Funny, sexy, zaftig Margaret Cho... What is zaftig? Isn't that German for big fat pig? I guess I was lucky- zaftig is kind… Been
- I knew I was crazy because I was watching Jesus Christ Superstar and the part where Jesus carries the cross up the mountain, I actually… Actually Said
- I love tattooed women, maybe because they are uncontrollable, they are themselves to the point of drawing symbols of their power on their skin. Talk… All
- I refer to myself as gay, but I’m married to a man. Gay
- I don't have children, and I am not sure if I have wanted them or never wanted them. It's weird not to be able to… Able
- I taught Sunday School for two years. And I got fired. I abused my authority. I used to teach class like this, "OK, if one… Abused
- Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is. Heart
- For me to be ten pounds thinner is a full-time job, and I am handing in my notice and walking out the door!! Door
- If I'm talking to a guy who's straight and cute and single, I'm like 'are you a unicorn?' Cute
- I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out. Find
- My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English. Anything Racy
- It's important to feel beautiful; it's political to feel beautiful. Beautiful
- I love fashion, I'm actually a pretty talented seamstress, so I can make stuff for myself, but that's really time-consuming. Consuming
- I think reality television is such a special talent. Reality
- We women are constantly at war with our bodies, it is hard to find amnesty for ourselves. Amnesty
- In the early '90s, there was such a limited idea of what you could see on TV. Early
- I think it is time for all babies to let us know who they want for president. All
- I love New York. I love working here. Inspirational
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