Marcus Brigstocke

(1973) Comedian United Kingdom

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Marcus Brigstocke is a comedian from the United Kingdom, best known for God collar.

Quick Facts About Marcus Brigstocke

Born: May 8, 1973
Nationality: United Kingdom
Profession: Comedian
Notable works: God collar

About Marcus Brigstocke

Marcus Alexander Brigstocke is a British comedian and actor. He has worked in stand-up comedy, television, radio and musical theatre. He has appeared on many BBC television and radio shows.

Biography source: Wikipedia

Quotes by Marcus Brigstocke · Page 2

To the people who've got iPhones: you just bought one, you didn't invent it!

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Innovation

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I have a very good memory for scripts. I can watch a show I like once, then remember about 90% of the…

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About

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This goes out to the followers of the three Abrahamic religions: To the Jews, Christians, and Muslims. It's just a little thing,…

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Bits

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I realised that to compare your insides with other people's outsides leads to unhappiness.

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Compare

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Never Google yourself. Seriously, don't!

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Google

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Eventually, somewhere - be it on the Internet or somewhere else - I will host some version of 'The Daily Show.'

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Daily

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If you want something Scottish, go get yourself a kilt.

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Get

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You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost.

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Children

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I think it's important never to look yourself up on Wikipedia. I think the temptation to correct any interesting factual errors would…

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Errors

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I stumbled on a joke idea and style that worked, the audience went with it and, from that moment on, I was…

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Amazing feeling

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Jim Henson was an absolute genius.

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Absolute

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No one wants life to end. It was bad enough when my last tour came to an end.

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Bad

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I have an addictive personality. Boarding school merely sent me more quickly on the downward spiral that dominated my childhood.

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Childhood

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I rarely fly, for environmental reasons more than anything else.

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Anything

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I went to China for a brief working visit, and I thought that Shanghai was interesting, but Beijing totally grabbed me.

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Beijing

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I failed to get into drama school, and my best friend told me I should do stand-up instead. I was always doing…

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Best friend

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If you go on stage with an agenda, you have to accept not everyone's going to agree with it.

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My purist comedy friends accuse me of being a Jack of all trades and master of none.

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Accuse

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Guilt is feeling bad about what you have done; shame is feeling bad about who you are - all it is, is…

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About

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I am not racked with self-loathing. Some issues of guilt and shame, but I'm a pretty good guy.

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