“I don't mind being stared at, but not in that pitchforks-and-torches way.” — Maia Chance Pitchforks Copy Share Image
“But Alfie had been a horror of a husband. I’d survived my marriage with an unholy combination of highballs, detective novels, and… — Maia Chance Marriage Copy Share Image
“This is the problem with going back home and hanging out with your family. Everything seizes up in a time warp where… — Maia Chance Family Copy Share Image
“I dressed in another high school special from my closet: a long, shapeless floral dress with about twenty buttons down the front.… — Maia Chance Dressed Copy Share Image
“I winched myself up the banister behind him. Flight after flight we went. It was the Mount Everest of staircases, but I… — Maia Chance Mount everest Copy Share Image
“He was going to give us the little lady treatment," Effie said. "What?" "You know, like John Wayne. Treating us like lobotomy… — Maia Chance Lobotomy Patients Copy Share Image
