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“This is madness. Proper Alice In Wonderland madness. I'm either daydreaming, having a psychotic episode, or you guys are all in on… — Louise Nicks Alice In Wonderland Madness Copy Share Image
“I heard the Tolson's are so poor she has to nick toilet roll from the supply cupboard. I also heard she has… — Louise Nicks Running water Copy Share Image
“We're on the same team now. I promise to look after you. No-one will harm you as long as I'm around.” — Louise Nicks Copy Share Image
“Hang on a second. Have I fallen into some weird alternate universe where Beau is now a girlie girl?” — Louise Nicks Weird al Copy Share Image
“We're a band of kick-ass angels the boss sends in when things need taking in hand or VIPs need protecting. You, Beau,… — Louise Nicks Copy Share Image
“I've seen that look before. That misty eyed 'I'm thinking about a boy' look plastered all over your face. It's the one… — Louise Nicks Copy Share Image
“All I'm saying is, choose your battles wisely. Otherwise by the time a real war comes around you'll be too exhausted to… — Louise Nicks Time Copy Share Image
“Quit your whining, powder puff. In the marines we trained in sub zero temperatures. Do you want me to fetch you a… — Louise Nicks The-price Copy Share Image
“Mark doesn't have to be anything at this age. Growing up is hard enough without having to make big decisions about your… — Louise Nicks Big decisions Copy Share Image
“All they see is a pair of skinny legs, big eyes and a fierce stare. But I see more than that. I… — Louise Nicks Big eyes Copy Share Image