All Lisa Lampanelli Quotes
- Jeff Foxworthy is a legend. Every time I see his moustache it reminds me to wax my lip and every time I hear his jokes… Ass
- Larry the Cable Guy has everything: sleeveless shirts, stupid catchphrases. He's Mr. T without the acting chops. Acting
- Usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping. Escaping
- I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do! Baby