All Linda Sunshine Quotes
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Your sister is the only creature on earth who shares your heritage, history, environment, DNA, bone structure, and contempt for stupid Aunt Gertie.
Aunt
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Dating is probably the most important aspect of a single person's life.
Aspect
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Any idiot would know women's needs are simple. All we want is your basic millionaire brain surgeon criminal lawyer great dancer who pilots his own…
All
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If you talk about yourself, he'll think you're boring. If you talk about others, he'll think you're a gossip. If you talk about him, he'll…
Boring
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If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you…
Both
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My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time.
Funny
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More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.
Bad
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If sisters were free to express how they really feel, parents would hear this: "Give me all the attention and all the toys and send…
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