Laura S

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• Today starts a fresh page in the day of the life of the book of you. Live it to its fullest and make it a… Best
• It's nice to have a guy looking all GQ, but it's even nicer when he has an IQ, too. All
• Ya think we like to sing in the shower because we all just like a good soap opera? All
• It must be really difficult to plan a surprise party for a psychic. Difficult
• I think the reason why babies sleep so much is because it's God's way of letting us make it up early for all the lost… Adults
• Too bad Steve Jobs didn't invent the vacuum. I think the iSuck would have been a big seller. Bad
• Daylight Savings Time is an Indiangiver. It gives an hour, then it takes it back. Daylight
• They say that some anti-depressants may actually cause suicidal thoughts. Isn't that like someone with narcalepsy taking a sleeping pill? Actually Cause
• A true friend is someone who sees the pain in your eyes when everyone else sees the smile on your face. Else Sees
• Can you give up your New Year's Resolution for Lent? Funny
• Parenthood is one of the toughest, non-paying jobs there is that offers nothing but unconditional benefits. Benefits
• Seeking: Man with broom. Want to be swept off my feet. Broom
• For Daylight Savings Time I think we should spring forward at 4:00 p.m. on a Friday, and fall back at 9:00 p.m. on a Sunday. Daylight
• Sometimes we miss what we thought we had and not what we actually had. Failed Relationship
• Stop being a wannabe and just do it! Be the persons others wannabe. Motivational
• Bad luck is getting hit by a car. Good luck is that it was an ambulance. Ambulance
• When we're kids, we want to be adults. When we're adults, we want to be kids. When we're old, we want to be younger and… Adults
• When voting for the Pope, it's top secret. No one is to reveal who they voted for. If they do, it's considered a Cardinal sin. Cardinal
• To assume that someone who is single is unhappy is as incorrect as to assume that someone who is in a relationship is happy. Assume
• Drama queens need to step down from their thrones before they find themselves ruling alone. Alone
• Saved at last! Saved at last! Happy Easter and here's to being saved. Easter
• 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given. Cross
• We all have a cross to bear in life, but Jesus took the brunt of it, and felt we could handle the rest He has… All
• Never underestimate the power of a smile. Never Underestimate
• It is difficult to get a positive result with a negative attitude. Attitude

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