“Plus, you’ll be healthier. Everyone wins.” “I’m healthy. I eat fruit.” “In pie doesn’t count.” — Kylie Scott Food Copy Share Image
“She’s a Portland girl. So I guess that makes us in-laws. Be gentle with me, yeah?” — Kylie Scott Gentle Copy Share Image
“Stupid Jimmy Ferris and his amazing mouth and penis. Who needed him? Not me, I could look after myself.” — Kylie Scott Jimmy Copy Share Image
“I need a kiss.” “Do you, now? Then you’re in luck. For you, I have an endless supply.” — Kylie Scott Kiss Copy Share Image
“Having a gun held to your head helped sort out the big things in life from the little.” — Kylie Scott Big things Copy Share Image
“You know, I honestly can’t decide if your ego is repulsive or just impressive.” — Kylie Scott Honestly Copy Share Image
“life was too short to take shit. Let people walk all over you and you got what you deserved.” — Kylie Scott Deserved Copy Share Image
“Feeling a little emotional, huh? I petted his hair. That's okay. It was an emotional blow job.” — Kylie Scott Blow job Copy Share Image
“But what was truly upsetting was the way he separated my hands from his body. They wept silently. Either that or I… — Kylie Scott Humour Copy Share Image
“Aah, man. Forty-one was far too fucking old for love at first sight. He might as well throw himself at her feet… — Kylie Scott First sight Copy Share Image
“Whatever you’re imagining, it’s bigger.” “I’m not imagining anything.” “I’m serious. It’s basically a monster. I cannot control it.” “Malcolm–” “You’re pretty… — Kylie Scott Imagining Copy Share Image
“How could you have bought that girl, chained her up and yet still have managed to persuade her to give you a… — Kylie Scott Chained Copy Share Image
“What’s under here?” He toyed with the hem of my shirt. “You’ve forgotten already?” He dragged my T-shirt over my head and… — Kylie Scott Toyed Copy Share Image
“Adam,” she panted. “I thought you wanted to see the lights.” “Yeah, they’re real nice. Wonder if I could make you come… — Kylie Scott Nipples Copy Share Image
“Nice enough?” he asked, tendons tightening in his neck like he intended to Hulk out on me. “Did you just call my… — Kylie Scott Anne Copy Share Image
“You call her pumpkin?” My sister’s voice was filled with awe. “Does she actually answer?” “Well, she pretends to hate it. But… — Kylie Scott Pumpkin Copy Share Image
“Finn?” Al asked in a husky voice. She blinked big gray eyes at him from where she lay wrapped up in Daniel.… — Kylie Scott Gray eyes Copy Share Image
“Sounds great. Let me grab a quick shower.” “Good idea. I’ll wash your back,” he said, following me into the living room.… — Kylie Scott Business Copy Share Image
“It will never belong in a Hallmark card, but I drove a car into a house and killed a man for you.… — Kylie Scott Funny Copy Share Image
“Fuck he was beautiful, inside and out, and he would never be mine. That information sat sure and safe inside of me,… — Kylie Scott Undeniable Copy Share Image
“So, I’ve given this absolutely no thought and decided that you need boundaries, Anne.” … “You want boundaries? How about getting the… — Kylie Scott Business Copy Share Image
“Let her go in with him." (...) "Actually, I feel quite endangered by her presence. Dont you, Lila?" "Absolutely," said Lila. "She… — Kylie Scott Funny Copy Share Image
“Then, yeah, of course I’ve given this a lot of thought. I’ve been thinking about your pussy constantly, what it looks like,… — Kylie Scott Last night Copy Share Image
“I think I’m going to start charging you extra for lies. Someone needs to pay for the stain on my soul.” — Kylie Scott Lies Copy Share Image
“I’ll sleep with Anne.” “No, you won’t.” “Yes, I will.” He raised a hand high. “For I am, Malcolm, Lord of the… — Kylie Scott Anne Copy Share Image
“I married you, Evelyn, because you made sense to me. We make sense. We're a whole lot better together than apart.” — Kylie Scott Better together Copy Share Image
“Then Mal let out a loud wailing noise. “I hate it when mommy and daddy fight!” — Kylie Scott Hate Mommy Copy Share Image
“Warm breath hit my most secret female flesh. Okay, enough fancy talk, it was my vagina.” — Kylie Scott Vagina Copy Share Image
“What people do at tables.” Strong hands held my legs apart. “Eating.” — Kylie Scott Eating Copy Share Image
“Wait, was that Mal Ericson from Stage Dive? Fuck a duck, it was.” — Kylie Scott Duck Copy Share Image
“my oral sex skills are off the chart. I know all about getting dirty down under. Let me show you, pretty please?” — Kylie Scott Dirty Copy Share Image
“John Cole was stupidly beautiful, in that he was so beautiful it made me stupid. Not that I was staring or anything.… — Kylie Scott Cole Copy Share Image
“The light in his eyes was like the sun rising. My knees trembled and my heart quaked. It was powerful and beautiful… — Kylie Scott Sun Rising Copy Share Image
“Then Mal let out a wailing noise. 'I hate it when mommy and daddy fight!” — Kylie Scott Fight Copy Share Image
“We’ve broken my bed,” I said, stating the obvious. “In battle, sacrifices must be made, pumpkin.” — Kylie Scott Stating the obvious Copy Share Image
“Mother of God, it’s huuuuge!” “I know.” “No, seriously.” “I know.” “Fuck me. I think I’m about to pee myself” — Kylie Scott Fuck Copy Share Image
“I was only twenty-five, much to young to die. Probably about the right age to become a complete hypochondriac, however.” — Kylie Scott Humor Copy Share Image
“David had apparently been busy writing more songs about the glory of doing his wife. Ah, true love and stuff.” — Kylie Scott David Copy Share Image
“The big-ass hole, all of the wreckage and mess. I'd done that. Me,” — Kylie Scott Love Copy Share Image
“I am a vicious and unrepentant killer who should be locked up. With him, my idiot boyfriend.” — Kylie Scott Cute Copy Share Image