Best Kurt Vonnegut Proverbs
- I want a military funeral when I die—the bugler, the flag on the casket, the ceremonial firing squad, the hallowed ground.... It will be a… Achieve
- Any man who would change the World in a significant way must have showmanship, a genial willingness to shed other people's blood, and a plausible… Any
- As far as I'm concerned ... the Universe is a junk yard, with everything overpriced. I am through poking around in the junk heaps, looking… Bargain
- The sermon was based on what he claimed was a well-known fact, that there were no Atheists in foxholes. I asked Jack what he thought… Afterwards
- It used to be said of a man who had suffered a catastrophic setback in his line of work that he had been handed his… Been
- Take care of the people, and God Almighty will take care of Himself. Almighty
- Never index your own book. Book
- What do my science fiction stories have in common with pornography? Fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world, I'm told. Common
- True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. Age
- Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. Afterward
- I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different. Anybody
- I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of… All
- What should young people do with their lives today? Many things, obviously. But the most daring thing is to create stable communities in which the… Communities
- Human beings will be happier - not when they cure cancer or get to Mars or eliminate racial prejudice or flush Lake Erie but when… Beings
- Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why. Amber
- People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever… Anything Really
- Still and all, why bother? Here's my answer. Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care… All
- About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a… Almost Everybody
- I really wonder what gives us the right to wreck this poor planet of ours. Conservation
- Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything. Bitter
- If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind. Assed
- Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say? Bound
- The year was 2081, and everyone was finally equal. Equal
- We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap. Cheap
- Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. Beware
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