"If you can do a half-assed job of……" — Kurt Vonnegut
"If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind."
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- The white youth of today have begun to react to the fact that the American Way of Life is a… — Eldridge Cleaver
- I figured maybe I had some talent as an investor… since it seemed like I was only a half-assed entrepreneur. — Dave McClure
- Remember: we all get what we tolerate. So stop tolerating excuses within yourself, limiting beliefs of the past, or half-assed… — Tony Robbins
- Be a half-assed crusader, a part-time fanatic. Don't worry to much about the fate of the world. Saving the world… — Edward Abbey
- Democrats—lily-livered, weasel-assed collaborators. — Michael Parenti
- In countries where all the crooked politicians wear pin-striped suits, the best people are bare-assed. — Paul Theroux
- It ain't that you get religion. Religion gets you and then milks you dry. Won't let you drink a little… — Dorothy Allison
- You're better off with a kick-ass half than a half-assed whole. — David Heinemeier Hansson
- Making good design is easy. It's polishing the half-assed stuff that takes time. — Stefan G. Bucher
- Whatever your craft is, be a master of it. Being half assed at something, people will eventually see through. — Kid Rock