Best Kurt Vonnegut Wisdom
- I guess everybody who isn't dead yet is a survivor. Dead
- God Almighty Himself must have been hilarious when human beings so mingled iron and water and fire as to make a railroad train! Almighty
- Those who live by electronics die by electronics. Sic semper tyrannis. Die
- One [television] program was an interminable exploration of the question: can a woman with a low I.Q. be happily married to a man with a… Answer
- A nice thing about war-not that anything about war is nice, I guess-is that while it's going on and you're in it, you never worry… Guess
- Nowadays, of course, just about our only solvent industry is the merchandising of death, bankrolled by our grandchildren. Bankrolled
- I wonder now what Ernest Hemingways dictionary looked like, since he got along so well with dinky words that anybody can spell and truly understand. Along
- The only way to get anything out of a writer's brains is to leave him or her alone until he or she is damn well… Alone
- You can't teach people to write well. Writing well is something God lets you do or declines to let you do. Decline
- I paraphrase Aristotle: If you want to be comical, write about people to whom the audience can feel superior; if you want to be tragical,… Aristotle
- It was a thunderingly beautiful experience-voluptuous, sexual, dangerous, and expensive as hell. Beautiful
- Future generations will look back on TV as the lead in the water pipes that slowly drove the Romans mad. Drove
- My father said, ‘When in doubt, castle.’ Castle
- America is the wealthiest nation on Earth, but its people are mainly poor, and poor Americans are urged to hate themselves. America
- I am of course a skeptic about the divinity of Christ and a scorner of the notion that there is a God who cares how… Care
- Make war not on terrorism but on ignorance, on sickness and on environmental degradation. Degradation
- Einstein's E=mc2 is an extraordinary concept. So radical: matter and energy are two phases of the same sort of general stuff. There's only one other… Concept
- Sing in the shower. Dance to the radio. Tell stories. Write a poem to a friend, even a lousy poem. Do it as well as… Created
- Plato, by the way, wanted to banish all poets from his proposed Utopia because they were liars. The truth was that Plato knew philosophers couldn't… All
- I try to keep deep love out of my stories because, once that particular subject comes up, it is almost impossible to talk about anything… Almost Impossible
- The only thing I ever learned was that some people are lucky and other people aren't and not even a graduate of the Harvard Business… Business
- Evolution is a mistake. Humans are a mistake. We've destroyed our planet. Destroyed
- World War II made war reputable because it was a just war. I wouldn't have missed it for anything. You know how many other just… Became
- Anybody with any sense knows the whole solar system will go up like a celluloid collar by-and-by. Any
- I'm eighty-three and homeless. It was the same when World War II ended. The Army kept me on because I could type, so I was… Age
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