Best Kurt Vonnegut Sayings
- An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. Eye
- Teaching, may I say, is the noblest profession of all in a democracy. All
- That is the first thing I know for sure: (1.) If the questions don't make sense, neither will the answers. Answers
- What's going to happen is, very soon, we're going to run out of petroleum, and everything depends on petroleum. And there go the school buses.… Bus
- The chief weapon of sea pirates, however, was their capacity to astonish. Nobody else could believe, until it was too late, how heartless and greedy… Astonish
- Never trust a survivor until you know how they survived. Inspirational
- You had to get everything exactly right or the editors would give you hell. Editors
- It's a nice glass of champagne at the end of a life. Champagne
- Men are jerks. Women are psychotic. Inspirational
- Music is, to me, proof of the existence of God. Existence
- Vietnam was an exercise in mistaken idealism Iraq in cynical money-making. And there's no optimism or idealism now -- Americans are tired of knowledge. Our… Americans
- I thought scientists were going to find out exactly how everything worked, and then make it work better. I fully expected that by the time… Actually Happened
- Ideas or the lack of them can cause disease. Cause
- We're not too young for love, just too young for about everything there is that goes with love. Funny
- People don't come to church for preachments, of course, but to daydream about God. Church
- The prostitutes worked for a pimp now. He was splendid and cruel. He was a god to them. He took their free will away from… All
- A great swindle of our time is the assumption that science has made religion obsolete. All science has damaged is the story of Adam and… Adam
- I think that novels that leave out technology misrepresent life as badly as Victorians misrepresented life by leaving out sex. Badly
- Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round & wet & crowded. At the outside, babies,… Babies
- The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. Humanist
- What is my definition of jazz? "Safe sex of the highest order." Definition
- God damn it, you've got to be kind. Compassion
- Each one of us has to be what he or she is. Conformity
- But some of the nonsense was evil, since it concealed great crimes. For example, teachers of children in the United States of America wrote this… Already Living
- The most damning revelation you can make about yourself is that you do not know what is interesting and what is not. Damning
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