Kresley Cole

“I GOT BOURBON-FACED ON SHIT STREET!”

— Kresley Cole

“It figures--it's always either the butler or the resurrected mate." [Elianna]”

— Kresley Cole

“You're not leaving me behind. Or I'll do a spell to make you smell like ass. Forever.”

— Kresley Cole

“Once I'm free, we're going to find out exactly how much pain you can endure while remaining conscious. I won't stop until…

— Kresley Cole

“Nix: We're not leaving without her. So unless you want permanent houseguests of the destructive sort, just hand her over.”

— Kresley Cole

“When I’d gotten older, she’d taught me to read on my own, telling me, “If you ever doan like where you are,…

— Kresley Cole

“She looked as if she were a vampire about to check the time—with a sundial.”

— Kresley Cole

“When you got captured, I didn't know..." He trailed off, had to chug whiskey before he could continue. "If it'd be like..."…

— Kresley Cole

“Let’s just put it this way: I don’t think I’ll be able to twerk my way out of this.— —Don’t know what…

— Kresley Cole

“I can draw you a diagram. Hint: I'm slot B, and you're tab A.”

— Kresley Cole

“Myst hasn't returned yet, But you know that, or else you'd both be naked and fornicating on the front lawn" "The night's…

— Kresley Cole

“Why don't you just buy me a minivan, zip me into mom jeans, and shoot me in the face" - Melanthe the…

— Kresley Cole

“I tried to keep my expression neutral. “Whatever. All I know is that Brandon won’t fight you.” “Because he knows I’ll hand…

— Kresley Cole

“Wicked Abyss, page 279, Lila, Princess Calliope of Sylvan to Abyssian "Sian" Infernas, King of Pandemonia "There's a face to the violence…

— Kresley Cole

“The first priest I find, I'm goan to marry you. I'm all in, peekon.”

— Kresley Cole

“Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck. -NATALIE”

— Kresley Cole

“I am calm, blondie.” “Even though these men are probably slavers or cannibals?” “Nah, homeowners’ association gone awry.”

— Kresley Cole

“You’ll strip in front of a vampire when you don’t even know his name?” “You’re right! So what’s your name?” “My answer…

— Kresley Cole

“This morning Jackson had told Matthew, "You mention death one more time, and I"ll knock you into next week. Comprends ?" "Already…

— Kresley Cole

“Old as carbon," Nix agreed. "And so powerful I'm working on my demigoddess badges.”

— Kresley Cole

I always favor the hero and heroine from whichever book I've completed most recently. Yes, I'm faithless and fickle!

— Kresley Cole

“MacRieve: You can't drop a line like that without unpacking it. Nix: Just did. You-Lame. MacRieve: It's MacRieve!”

— Kresley Cole

“And at the end of the night, he stared down at her in puzzlement. He didn’t know which facet of her he…

— Kresley Cole

One of my favorite things to do is formulate powers for a character, then come up with their corresponding weaknesses and liabilities.…

— Kresley Cole

“Illusion is Reality's coy lover who cheers him when he is grim. Illusion is cunning to his wisdom of ages, weet oblivion…

— Kresley Cole