All Kevin James Quotes
- Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants. Day
- There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap. Better
- I had many teachers that were great, positive role models and taught me to be a good person and stand up and be a good… Act
- I don't want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my face. Butter
- As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is, they don't go together. You can't be chewing an apple at a baseball… American
- From there, I tried out for a community theatre play, joined an improv group... it all started opening up. All
- I could never be James Bond. Bond
- I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He's a Boston baby and I'm a New York… Baby
- I think I invented the phrase 'Don't overdo it.' Inspirational
- Just me onstage with a mike having an intimate relationship with the audience. I don't get nervous for that. I just get excited. Audience
- My favorite movie of all time is 'Rocky.' All
- I took a public speaking class in college and managed to make the class laugh a little bit. Bit
- Teachers have a chance to mold someone, inspire them. I hope all teachers realize that. All
- A song can take you to a special time in your life. Life
- I try to connect with the everyday, every guy. Connect
- Every time I do a movie where it gets physical, I say never again. Every Time
- I never played a musical instrument growing up but I knew kids who did and took it very seriously. Growing
- In a world full of lois lanes, females dont see reason to accept clark kent when they can have superman. Accept
- I really wasn't a class clown. Class
- My fitness goals are different than most peoples. Most people want to lose enough weight so they look good in a bathing suit or they… Bathing
- You know, when you're a fat guy you don't need a reason to sweat. Guys come up to me and go 'Jeez... what have you… Ago
- How big are muffins going to get before we all join hands across America? Have you seen them? They're huge. 'Yeah, I'll take a coffee… Across
- I'm not a gay man, but I will say this: I get it now. I know what all the hype is about. All
- I know De Niro, you know, it's all famous that he packed on 60 pounds for Raging Bull, but ah, he just did it for… Ah
- I did stand-up my whole career, and Vince didn't, and it's a little frustrating when he's funnier than me, and that bothers me a little… Bit