All Joy Behar Quotes
- I don't get jealous of people. Jealousy is such a waste of time because you're jealous of them, and they go about their lives and… Get Jealous
- Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday? Black
- I want a man in my life, not in my house. House
- It's a completely useless emotion - jealousy. I don't go there. Completely
- Is there such a thing as a man-made stroke? In other words, did someone do this to (Democratic Senator Tim Johnson)? ...I know what this… Capable
- Those flowers were picked by illegal immigrants. And they're not voting for you, b*tch. B Tch
- It seemed like the right time. You reach a point when you say to yourself, ‘Do I want to keep doing this?’ There are other… Been
- I don't want to do just a liberal show. Inspirational
- Never eat at a Chinese restaurant named Mama Teresa's Trattoria. Chinese
- The Republicans do not have feeling for people who are in bad shape. Bad
- When people heckle me, I have the microphone. And the press has the microphone. Heckle
- Have four things going. I have stand-up comedy, two television shows and I'm working on a play. I like to work, and I fear that… Comedy
- I keep my stand-up comedy notes in a pile on my desk. I don't organize my act. I keep myself in a state of confusion.… Act
- I read the 'New York Times', I read 'The Nation', I read 'Newsweek', I read 'Time Magazine', I read 'Politico', I read 'Mediaite'. This is… Day
- I'm interested in so many different things and I'd like to cover a lot of territory. I'm trying to see my show as the Sunday… Art
- Madeleine Albright, when you see her, she's not a beautiful woman and she's getting older. But you're saying that woman has gravitas. She knows what… Albright
- You can see a lot of politics on a lot of different channels. I'm not interested, really, in talking in some wonky conversation about politics,… Care
- You know, I'm a comedian the same as Bill Maher and Jon Stewart. We all came up the same way. The three of us have… All
- I am comfortable with myself, and this is how I am. I am not really interested in having an acrimonious fight with somebody. Acrimonious
- I do like talk shows. I'm interested in talking to people. Inspirational
- I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food. Diet
- I don't profess to be an expert on anything, or have the memory for who ran in 1952. I am an informed American citizen, that's… American
- I interviewed Ann Coulter when I was sitting in for Larry King a couple of times, and we have a rapport. I like to talk… Ann Coulter
- I think it's interesting to me to talk to people who don't agree with me all the time. Agree
- I think looks do matter on television. Television