Best Josh Billings Sayings
- Man was created a little lower than the angels and has been getting a little lower ever since. Angel
- One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. Affectation
- The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout. Best
- There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply. Apply
- Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go. Go
- To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while. Bring
- Words are often seen hunting for an idea, but ideas are never seen hunting for words. Hunting
- About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment. Achieve
- I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I am most certain of the first… Carefully
- I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to… Any
- I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. Age
- It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money. Inspirational
- It is a very delicate job to forgive a man, without lowering him in his own estimation, and yours too. Delicate
- It's not only the most difficult thing to know one's self, but the most inconvenient. Acceptance
- No one can disgrace us but ourselves. Disgrace
- Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal. Inspirational
- Remember the poor, it costs nothing. Cost
- There are people who are always anticipating trouble, and in this way they manage to enjoy many sorrows that never really happen to them. Always Anticipating
- The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. Ever Produced
- It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven Clever
- Suicide is cheating the doctor out of job. Cheating
- I don't care how much a man talks, if he only says it in a few words. Care
- Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite Ambition
- Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does. Conscience
- Pride seems to be equally distributed; the man who owns the carriage and the man who drives it seem to have it just alike. Alike
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