“You've had your warning, Cabal. Now, prepare to face the terrible arcane wrath of Maleficarus!" Somewhere, a sheep bleated and quite ruined… — Jonathan L. Howard Copy Share Image
“Horst grinned. ‘Well, look at us. The necromancer and the vampire against the forces of elemental evil. The Brothers Cabal ride again!’… — Jonathan L. Howard Copy Share Image
“Lesson one: expect to get screwed over for the convenience of others on a regular basis.” — Jonathan L. Howard Lesson Copy Share Image
“he came into the store to threaten you with math and philosophy. The motherfucker’s going down.” — Jonathan L. Howard Mathematics Copy Share Image
“Now you're an adult, Katya!" he'd said, picking her up under the armpits like he'd been doing since she'd been born.” — Jonathan L. Howard Copy Share Image
“Johannes Cabal disliked many things, despised fewer, loathed fewer still, and reserved true hatred for only a handful. Understanding how intense his… — Jonathan L. Howard Copy Share Image
“For the first time, he truly understood what Nietzsche had meant when he had yammered about looking into abysses. Not only had… — Jonathan L. Howard Copy Share Image
“You wish to isolate fear. Ah, well, if only I'd realised your ambitions were so simple. Perhaps we can work up to… — Jonathan L. Howard Faith Copy Share Image
“He's painted himself into a corner and a thousand lazy reporters and ever-so-sincere politicians had rendered the only word that he could… — Jonathan L. Howard Copy Share Image
“Admittedly, given the Dreamland's tendency towards the dramatic, should any ship come to the island it would probably be full of cannibalistic… — Jonathan L. Howard Copy Share Image
“Rufus Maleficarus has sorely disappointed me personally. I thought he was making quite a good recovery from what the previous director had… — Jonathan L. Howard Malevolent Copy Share Image
“The sergeant was just noting that she was a very handsome woman, from somewhere in the eastern Mediterranean he would guess, when… — Jonathan L. Howard Fire Copy Share Image
“... the first few minutes of a person's death are the most vitally important minutes of opportunity for a necromancer, [so] Cabal… — Jonathan L. Howard Copy Share Image
“There is possibly no insult so calculated to sting the English as the suggestion that they may at any time be considered… — Jonathan L. Howard English Copy Share Image
“Real history was unromantic, steeped in greed and blood and abject eye-rolling stupidity. An endless parade of putative Ozymandiases marching off to… — Jonathan L. Howard Barbarism Copy Share Image
“How about him, then?" She nodded at Horst. "Are you and he lovers?" Even Cabal was taken aback by this. "Hardly, madam.… — Jonathan L. Howard Copy Share Image
“Now, let us consider the life of Johannes Cabal, if briefly. He is closing on his thirtieth year and is ageing better… — Jonathan L. Howard Life Copy Share Image