Best Johnny Knoxville Quotes
- I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to… Bound
- A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that… Apart
- Doctors have told me I have a high pain threshold, but I can only know what I feel. I think I'm good at minimising the… Doctors
- People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they're not physical I just walk away, but if they get… Bars
- I pretty much operate on adrenaline and ignorance. Adrenaline
- I think everyone roots for the underdog. Everyone
- A couple days before the stunts, if I'm doing something particularly dangerous, I will go over every worst-case scenario in my head, like this could… Case
- Coal mining is tough. Acting is just tedious. Acting
- I love Louisiana. It's amazing. Amazing
- It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible. Accessible
- I'm so uncoordinated, I can't really do that much, so my specialty is standing in one spot or holding on to something, like an exploding… Exploding
- I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life. Actually Got
- I don't remember the first stunt I ever did. Firsts
- It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really. Common
- The worse the reviews, the better for our demographic. Better
- If you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough. Better
- Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass. Hello
- I don't want to die, but I don't mind taking a few slams for the kids. Die
- I've just got back from Oklahoma where I was shooting Mat Hoffman's tribute to Evel Knievel. I had a ball, too, even though I almost… Almost Lost
- 'I know this is going to end bad, but I'm going to pretend it's going to end good.' My life's philosophy. Bad
- Of course I've had a bunch of broken bones, sprains and I've had five or six concussions, with three serious ones. I also got a… Beanbag
- I'm not out running around all the time. I'm not partying constantly and constantly battling myself. I'm with someone, and we are very, very happy. All
- Hey, is my ass burning? Ass
- Hit him in the ding ding! Ding
- I feel like my eyes have gonorreah!!! Eyes