“I RED A STUDY THA PPL WHO TYP N ALL CAPS R LESS INTELLGINT HAHA WHATEVA!!!1!!! ♥ ♥ ♥” — John R. Lindensmith All-caps Copy Share Image
“I don't believe in ONE holy book. I believe all books are holy. Of course, some books are holy shit.” — John R. Lindensmith Books Copy Share Image
“No one will ever write a horror novel as scary as reading about my symptoms on WebMD.” — John R. Lindensmith Books Copy Share Image
“God, I hate judgmental people. They're so mean...and fat.” — John R. Lindensmith Fat Copy Share Image