All John Green Quotes
- I hope we get pulled over, he says. I'd like to see how the cop responds to a black man wearing a Confederate T-shirt over… Black
- These are all direct quotes, except every time they use a curse word, I'm going to use the name of a famous American poet: 'You… Advice
- She’s the kind of person who either dies tragically at twenty-seven, like Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin, or else grows up to win, like, the… Awesome
- he is both the source of my happiness and the one i want to share it with. i have to believe that’s a sign. Believe
- She was loved deeply, but not widely Deeply
- He let his mind wander. It went to a predictable place, and he missed her Inspirational
- This one's for Alaska Young! Alaska
- And yet still I worried. I like being a person. I wanted to keep at it. Worry is yet another side effect of dying. Another Side
- I'm a grenade, I just want to stay away from people and read books, and think... Book
- I opened the door. He looked down at my shirt and smiled. "Funny," he said. "Don't call my boobs funny," I answered. Answered
- Lonley, Vaguely pedophilic swing set seeks the butts of children. Augustus
- AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!' he screamed. 'So that's Sara,' I said. 'Yes.' 'She seems nice. Ahhhhh
- If my public existence does anything worthwhile, hopefully it at least demystifies the author a bit, because I know when I was younger I felt… Anything Worthwhile
- Facts, even false ones, cannot be copyrighted. Copyrighted
- When was the last good kiss you had? Good
- If I could just stay alive for a week, I’d know the unwritten secrets of Anna’s mom and the Dutch Tulip Guy. Alive
- I nodded. I liked Augustus Waters. I really, really, really liked him. I liked the way his story ended with someone else. I liked his… Always Liked
- As I recall, you promised to CALL when you finished the book, not text. Book
- The thought of you being removed from the rotation is not funny to me. From
- Idiotically, it occurred to me that my pink underwear didn’t match my purple bra, as if boys even notice such things. Boys
- Nothing,” I said. “I’m just…” I couldn’t finish the sentence, didn’t know how to. “I’m just very, very fond of you. Augustus Waters
- Hi, I’m at the Speedway at Eighty-sixth and Ditch, and I need an ambulance. The great love of my life has a malfunctioning G-tube. Ambulance
- She didn’t understand why it was happening,” he said. “I had to tell her she would die. Her social worker said I had to tell… Ago
- i wanted more time so we could fall in love. Augustus
- That deep, can-still-taste-her-in-my-mouth sleep. Deep