When someone says, That's fuckin' Gay! the best responce is, Yes, I like it too! — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
“Halfway through the televised debate I kick my boot into the screen. Even on mute I can't stand it. It feels good… — Joey Comeau Political system Copy Share Image
There's a romance to danger. There's a romance to drinking, to drugs, to petty crime and to heartbreak and loneliness. All of… — Joey Comeau Crime Copy Share Image
We are terrible for each other, and, yes, we are a disaster. But tell me your heart doesn't race for a hurricane… — Joey Comeau Building Copy Share Image
“Moderation is like a foreign language. You have to learn that shit when you're young.” — Joey Comeau Foreign language Copy Share Image
I am writing to apply for the position of bookkeeper. Attached, you will find my list of qualifications. I have been keeping… — Joey Comeau Book Copy Share Image
“Before your mother I didn't spend too long with any one girl. I used to believe that life was too short. I… — Joey Comeau Life Copy Share Image
“I think the best life would be one that's lived off the grid. No bills, your name in no government databases. No… — Joey Comeau Cell phone Copy Share Image
