Best Joe Teti Quotations
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Everyone knows the rules of three's, you can survive three weeks without food, but not in this environment.
Environment
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It kind of sounds like the noise a goat would make if you punched it in the face.
Face
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What do you say to a guy that says a tree's sexy.
Guy
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I don't know about you, but rattlesnake sounds pretty damn good right now.
Damn
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I'm very confident that if I get close to one of these pigs, i could put the smack down on it.
Close
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Clear water is always suspect.
Always Suspect
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You've always got to have a plan B. You've got to be able to shift gears and find a new course of action.
Able
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It's beautiful, it's poetry in motion.
Beautiful
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It's darker than a well diggers ass.
Ass
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If you don't have your game-face on, you're going to go home either to a hospital or to a casket.
Casket
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My motto is to keep it simple stupid, work smart not hard.
Hard
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Looking good Matt, you look like a money.
Good
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I'm a combat diver, I've never done something like this.
Combat
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I like the way you hustle man.
Hustle
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Here's the bottom line, we're either going or not.
Bottom
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If I gave this guy more time, there would be a swimming pool and rattan furniture.
Furniture
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Getting lost in a place like this you can almost guarantee that you aren't going to make it out here.
Almost Guarantee
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You know this is a dicey situation anyway you look at it.
Dicey
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In any survival situation, you need to weigh the risk and the reward.
Any
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I ran across a rattlesnake once in New Mexico, you know what I did with it, chopped its head off and we ate it.
Across
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I'm normally not at a loss of words but I am a little taken aback by what you're wearing; it's a little different.
Aback
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It's always good to give yourself the advantage.
Advantage
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I club the thing over the head and that's the end of it.
Club
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The faster you can signal for rescue, the faster you get out of that situation.
Faster
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This suntan lotion acts as an accelerator and an extender, meaning that this fire will burn brighter and longer.
Accelerator
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