You want a match? My face and your ass, how about that friend. I mean your ass and my face. What's up. — Joe Dirt Friendship Copy Share Image
Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back, makin fun of poor little Joe Dirt? — Joe Dirt Joe Dirt Copy Share Image
She's your sister dude, she's gotta be and you made out with her man. What's wrong with you you pervert. You just… — Joe Dirt Sister Copy Share Image
Might as well ask why is a tree good? Why's a sunset good? Why are boobs good? — Joe Dirt Sunsets Copy Share Image