I can watch an episode of Jerry Seinfeld, and by the end, I'm just walking around my house, you know, talking like… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
In a new poll of Democratic voters, presidential candidate Lincoln Chafee came in with zero percent support. Or in other words: We're… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo just signed a bill that bans powdered alcohol from the state. So if you live in New… — Jimmy Fallon Alcohol Copy Share Image
Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will… — Jimmy Fallon Actors Copy Share Image
I didn't think it was going to be this fun. But everything just gets heightened when you have a baby. The volume… — Jimmy Fallon Baby Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton has a $350 billion plan that she says will make college more affordable. Which has to be better than my… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
A man in Georgia was arrested for burglary after he left his Facebook account open on the victim's computer. But this is… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
This is interesting. Researchers have found that people who drive drunk are more dangerous on the road than drivers who are high… — Jimmy Fallon Bells Copy Share Image
It's something I worry about when I'm working out. I don't want to get too fit. Because I don't want the new… — Jimmy Fallon Exercise Copy Share Image
Some areas near Dallas experienced a 3.5-magnitude earthquake, which some blame on fracking. However, scientists say that it was more likely aftershocks… — Jimmy Fallon Aftershock Copy Share Image
A new poll found that almost 70 percent of voters say that whoever our next president is, they must have political experience.… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
President Obama said that if he could have any superpower, he'd want the ability to speak any language. That's so everyone in… — Jimmy Fallon Ability Copy Share Image
President Obama just made his first presidential trip to the state of Utah. Obama spent his time in Utah just like you'd… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Over the weekend it came out that the U.S. has been listening in on German Chancellor Angela Merkel's cellphone since 2002. At… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
“Ben: You're gonna get arrested. Lindsey Meeks: You can't sell your tickets! Ben: That's why you ran across the whole field?... Wait,… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
You're sitting there, with your wife and your baby and your smiling dog, and you're watching Real Housewives getting into fistfights on… — Jimmy Fallon Baby Copy Share Image
President Obama awarded a National Medal of Arts to author Stephen King. You know, because if there's anyone who can relate to… — Jimmy Fallon Art Copy Share Image
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg apparently called President Obama directly to complain about NSA and how it spies on ordinary Americans. That's right,… — Jimmy Fallon Civil disobedience Copy Share Image
It seems like everybody's weighing in on Trumps campaign - even Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban. He said that Trump is 'probably… — Jimmy Fallon Best things Copy Share Image
Ten Delta Airlines baggage handlers were arrested for smuggling drugs into Detroit. Yeah, you can tell Delta was involved, because the drugs… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
It was the 60th anniversary of 'Face the Nation.' During his interview, President Obama said, 'Our country doesn't fear the future. We… — Jimmy Fallon Audience Copy Share Image
People ask me, Jimmy, howd you get here tonight. Lets just say it involved a two-hour make-out session with Elaine Stritch. It… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
After Donald Trump wrote Lindsey Graham's cellphone number on a piece of paper and showed it to everybody, Graham said he's getting… — Jimmy Fallon Campaigns Copy Share Image
In a recent attack ad, the NRA claims that President Obama cares about his own children more than he cares about other… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
In a two-hour interview last Friday, Bruce Jenner told ABC's Diane Sawyer, 'For all intents and purposes, I'm a woman.' At which… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Three of Donald Trump's kids have come forward to defend him, and called him 'an incredible dad and role model.' Donald was… — Jimmy Fallon Children Copy Share Image
A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, making them the world's oldest divorced couple. It's got to be… — Jimmy Fallon Couple Copy Share Image
Jeb Bush's brother Neil said that their mother has 'come around' to the idea of Jeb running for president in 2016. Because… — Jimmy Fallon Brother Copy Share Image
Jeb Bush gave a speech yesterday. He had a pretty rough time. He accidentally said that ISIS has 200,000 men instead of… — Jimmy Fallon Boko haram Copy Share Image
Researchers in the U.K. have developed a vegetable called super broccoli designed to fight heart disease. Not to be outdone, researchers in… — Jimmy Fallon America Copy Share Image
Yesterday in Florida, President Obama kissed a woman on the cheek after she told him he looks good. Which explains why last… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
You can't reinvent the wheel. I remember when we first started out at 'Late Night,' we were trying to hire directors, and… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
President Obama became the first sitting president to visit a federal prison yesterday. Obama said it was a good chance to talk… — Jimmy Fallon Chance Copy Share Image
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen attended a fundraiser for Hillary Clinton in New York City this week. Hillary told them, 'Good luck with… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
New Scientist magazine reported that in the future, cars could be powered by hazelnuts. That's encouraging, considering an eight-ounce jar of hazelnuts… — Jimmy Fallon Bald eagle Copy Share Image
We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses for 86 years, you're a pretty good… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Joe Biden went to Brazil in an effort to try and repair America's relationship with their government. Biden said, 'It's great to… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
President Obama said that over 40 countries have offered to help the U.S. fight ISIS. Of course they said it the same… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360 camera that would go from one car,… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
During a recent press conference, former President Jimmy Carter said he could never run for president today because he doesn't have a… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
