“Screw technicolor, red, and foreign languages. I dream in status updates.” — Fierce Dolan Copy Share Image
Some people just need to change there Status updates to ** NEEDS ATTENTION** — LEETEYA Copy Share Image
I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I'm going to post a status update about it & then use… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
It seems like only people doing REALLY well in life post those Facebook status updates where every third letter is randomly capitalized. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“hers is an old fashioned heart that holds timeless love.she's a three age love letter in a world of relationship status updates.” — JmStorm Copy Share Image
Relationship status: Single and happy married to food in the fridge not a human being — Cowgirl_Haley00 Copy Share Image
“Netiquette Positive Word of The Day: Able - having skill to do something. Intelligence is a synonym. — David Chiles Copy Share Image
Relationships this days are harder now because conversations become texting, arguments become phone calls and feelings becomes status updates — Insane & Insomniac Copy Share Image
Theres a new Facebook app that will post a final status update for you after you die. Thats ridiculous. I dont need… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
When I was detoxing from social media, I realized that I was thinking in status updates. It seemed I had trained my… — Glennon Doyle Melton Copy Share Image
“The road to hell may be paved with good intentions but the path to misery is cobbled with trying to live up… — LaToya Hankins Copy Share Image
“A #loveselfie isn't a picture or a status update. It's an attitude of embracing, accepting, and valuing yourself, exactly as you are… — Amy Leigh Mercree Copy Share Image
X?) It made me rezliae that my FB status can contribute to someone's insecurity or uneasiness. I wouldn't say that I'm always… — Neayshia Copy Share Image
I'm uncomfortable with selfies and status updates documenting mundane pieces of my life, which I don't think should be of interest to… — Hozier Copy Share Image
Relationships these days are harder now because conversations become texting, arguments become phone calls, and feelings become status updates. — Alexis Williams Copy Share Image
“THAT'S PRETTY FUCKING BAD",and Tiny shouts back, "I GOT DUMPED BY STATUS UPDATE," and I answer, "YEAH, I NOTICED I MEAN,HE COULD… — John Green Copy Share Image
“You should just make stuff up like everyone else. It’s all make-believe, all those status updates about how amazing their kids and… — Dawn Goodwin Copy Share Image
“Julie swallowed. "Flat Finn is on Facebook?" She'd love to see those status updates. 'Got strapped to the roof of the car… — Jessica Park Copy Share Image
Vast volumes of mixed media surround us, from music to games and videos. Yet almost all of our online actions still begin… — Tom Chatfield Copy Share Image
Q: Why is Facebook like a refrigerator? A: Because every few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's… — Pinho Copy Share Image
It amazes me that we are all on Twitter and Facebook. By "we" I mean adults. We're adults, right? But emotionally we're… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
We know everything about what you know and how you learn best because we get so much data. And education is the… — Jose Ferreira Copy Share Image
Getting tired of sitting, staring at my computer screen, day after day, where everyone is two-dimensional, reduced to an avatar photo, status… — Brad Listi Copy Share Image
No more Internet. No more social media, no more scrolling through litanies of dreams and nervous hopes and photographs of lunches, cries… — Emily St. John Mandel Copy Share Image
“As for human contact, I'd lost all appetite for it. Mankind has, as you may have noticed, become very inventive about devising… — Jonathan Coe Copy Share Image
“It’s hard to exaggerate how much the “like” button changed the psychology of Facebook use. What had begun as a passive way… — Adam Alter Copy Share Image
“She moves deftly and quietly through misogyny. In recent years her voice has become more pervasive, more intriguing. She has been too… — Alice B. Grist Copy Share Image
TYPES OF PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK: 1) The Rooster Feels that it is their job to tell Facebook Good Morning every day. 2)… — Ms Paradeez Copy Share Image
“Social media has put an incredible pressure on the Facebook generation. We’ve made our lives so public to one another, and as… — Nev Schulman Copy Share Image
“Interesting facts about Facebook: · More than 400 million active users · 50% of our active users log on to Facebook in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My boyfriend called me a stalker. Well, he’s not actually my boyfriend …” – STATUS UPDATE” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Now a days People are judged on Facebook profiles and whats-app status updates. — Sushan Copy Share Image
Relationships are harder now because conversations become texting, arguments become phone calls, and feelings become status updates. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“Giving posts a second look makes them twice as good. It's good netiquette. — David Chiles Copy Share Image
Sometimes comments are better than post and status updates on facebook. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
“Netiquette Positive Word of The Day: Beautiful - Highly appealing to the senses and mind. — David Chiles Copy Share Image
I just wanna be the reader, the liker or the commenter now. No more status updates... — Sim Copy Share Image
If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates, they would probably unfriend me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I write “drink coffee” on my to-do list just to feel like I’ve accomplished something. —STATUS UPDATE” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
