Let's promise we'll always stay close friends but ultimately settle for periodic glances at each other's Facebook status updates. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I may not have as many likes as your status update does but in realilty every one is talking about my status… — Simphiwe Copy Share Image
“Cool posts and kind comments make friends. Think about others online.” — David Chiles Copy Share Image
Some people just need to change their status updates to, 'Needs attention.' — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I write "Drink Coffee" on my to do list just to feel like I've accomplish something-Status Update” — Darynda Jones Sixth Grave on the Edge Copy Share Image
If I had the good voice and time, I would have wrote so many songs and became a singer, judging on my… — Simphiwe Copy Share Image
“To a man with an internet connection, every thought and every movement sounds like a tweet or status update.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Its 4th of July. You know what that means...Ten million status updates saying the exact same thing. Get ready. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is no reason people should post the same damn thing over and over on Facebook. The same is always using same… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post… — Stephanie Copy Share Image
Relationships have became harder now because now conversations have become texting, arguments have become phone calls, and the feelings have become status… — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
Caricatured as navel-gazers, Millennials are said to live for their 'likes' and status updates. But the young people I know often leverage… — Chelsea Clinton Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when a Facebook relationship status update not only informs you that youre now suddenly single, but that youve also… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's a new Facebook app that will post a final status update for you after you die. That's ridiculous. I don't need… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
“Without my razor-sharp wit, I'm nothing." "That's what you base your self-worth on?" "Yes. That and the number of 'likes' my status… — Tyler Dilts Copy Share Image
According to status updates ,everyone I know is a free spirited,loving ,non materialistic,assertive and a genuine person. Could have fooled me ! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Every status update you read on Facebook, every tweet or text message you get from a friend, is competing for resources in… — Daniel Levitin Copy Share Image
“Ever wonder exactly how much time you've wasted posting--and poring over--photos and status updates on Facebook? So did we. In advance of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Because while we all Facebook stalk, protocol is to not admit it. I might know, from status update, that a potential best… — Rachel Bertsche Copy Share Image
You read about that Black Lips/Wavves fight as a spectator and you're like, "Oh man, I'm gonna pick a team to be… — Bradford Cox Copy Share Image
Happy birthday to someone who wasn't welcomed into the world via tweet or status update. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There should be a new Online Status Update for Relationships... I Don't even Know What's Going On — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Logging into my facebook every night in order to see, who had a bad day, good day, who goes to bed happily… — Simphiwe Copy Share Image
Everybody was facebook fighting.. STATUS UPDATES were fast as lighting.. Profile pic were a little bit frightning.. cause they're dealing with bathroom… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She’d love to see those status updates. Got strapped to the roof of the car today for a trip to Starbucks. Would… — Jessica Park Copy Share Image
“Our thoughts, feelings and whereabouts: Food we dish up on plates called photographs and status updates; to feed Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.;… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
If Facebook really wanted to entertain us, theyd make it a requirement for people to share their mental status in addition to… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the status update box and the search box around. People posting updates on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
