Let's promise we'll always stay close friends but ultimately settle for periodic glances at each other's Facebook status updates. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I write “drink coffee” on my to-do list just to feel like I’ve accomplished something. —STATUS UPDATE” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Some people just need to change there Status updates to ** NEEDS ATTENTION** — LEETEYA Copy Share Image
“Screw technicolor, red, and foreign languages. I dream in status updates.” — Fierce Dolan Copy Share Image
Relationships this days are harder now because conversations become texting, arguments become phone calls and feelings becomes status updates — Insane & Insomniac Copy Share Image
“Netiquette Positive Word of The Day: Able - having skill to do something. Intelligence is a synonym. — David Chiles Copy Share Image
Relationship status: Single and happy married to food in the fridge not a human being — Cowgirl_Haley00 Copy Share Image
“hers is an old fashioned heart that holds timeless love.she's a three age love letter in a world of relationship status updates.” — JmStorm Copy Share Image
Everybody was facebook fighting.. STATUS UPDATES were fast as lighting.. Profile pic were a little bit frightning.. cause they're dealing with bathroom… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Relationships these days are harder now because conversations become texting, arguments become phone calls, and feelings become status updates. — Alexis Williams Copy Share Image
I'm uncomfortable with selfies and status updates documenting mundane pieces of my life, which I don't think should be of interest to… — Hozier Copy Share Image
“A #loveselfie isn't a picture or a status update. It's an attitude of embracing, accepting, and valuing yourself, exactly as you are… — Amy Leigh Mercree Copy Share Image
X?) It made me rezliae that my FB status can contribute to someone's insecurity or uneasiness. I wouldn't say that I'm always… — Neayshia Copy Share Image
“The road to hell may be paved with good intentions but the path to misery is cobbled with trying to live up… — LaToya Hankins Copy Share Image
Theres a new Facebook app that will post a final status update for you after you die. Thats ridiculous. I dont need… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
When I was detoxing from social media, I realized that I was thinking in status updates. It seemed I had trained my… — Glennon Doyle Melton Copy Share Image
Every status update you read on Facebook, every tweet or text message you get from a friend, is competing for resources in… — Daniel Levitin Copy Share Image
Getting tired of sitting, staring at my computer screen, day after day, where everyone is two-dimensional, reduced to an avatar photo, status… — Brad Listi Copy Share Image
We know everything about what you know and how you learn best because we get so much data. And education is the… — Jose Ferreira Copy Share Image
No more Internet. No more social media, no more scrolling through litanies of dreams and nervous hopes and photographs of lunches, cries… — Emily St. John Mandel Copy Share Image
It seems like only people doing REALLY well in life post those Facebook status updates where every third letter is randomly capitalized. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I'm going to post a status update about it & then use… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when a Facebook relationship status update not only informs you that youre now suddenly single, but that youve also… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Caricatured as navel-gazers, Millennials are said to live for their 'likes' and status updates. But the young people I know often leverage… — Chelsea Clinton Copy Share Image
Relationships have became harder now because now conversations have become texting, arguments have become phone calls, and the feelings have become status… — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post… — Stephanie Copy Share Image
“THAT'S PRETTY FUCKING BAD",and Tiny shouts back, "I GOT DUMPED BY STATUS UPDATE," and I answer, "YEAH, I NOTICED I MEAN,HE COULD… — John Green Copy Share Image
There is no reason people should post the same damn thing over and over on Facebook. The same is always using same… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
