Anyone who's ever had the misfortune of seeing me interact with house pets knows I have a wickedly strong paternal instinct bordering… — Jim Goad House Copy Share Image
If anything, I've probably tended more toward humor in my writing and veered more toward pleasure in my personal life. — Jim Goad Humor Copy Share Image
Anti-racist propaganda is relentless and inescapable, as if the propagandists fear that if they shut up about it for a second, they'd… — Jim Goad Anti racist Copy Share Image
Negative opinions about me don't faze me unless I respect the person giving the opinion, which is rare. And if it's someone… — Jim Goad Giving Copy Share Image
He who trades his identity for money will one day wind up with neither. — Jim Goad Identity Copy Share Image
I tend not to hang with 'the crowd' because I believe that at any given moment in history, the crowd is only… — Jim Goad Believe Copy Share Image
“[The militia experts] accuse antigoverment agitants of paranoia, yet they spin around and claim that militias speak in coded phrases, have underground… — Jim Goad Conspiracy Copy Share Image
In a perverse way, it's very patriarchal to think that women can't be malicious or violent. — Jim Goad Malicious Copy Share Image
The idea of "karma" reeks of primitive religious superstition, so I don't place a lot of stock in it. — Jim Goad Ideas Copy Share Image
“If Jimmy indeed cracked corn and you truly didn't care, why the fuck did you write a song about it? I call… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
I don't think it's entirely paranoid to suspect that one day, you won't be able to so much as question the primary… — Jim Goad Able Copy Share Image
I've noticed that if you spend ten years without shooting dope, people consider you an ex-junkie, but one never is considered an… — Jim Goad Dope Copy Share Image
The idea that the reader is important enough to me that I'd tailor my words to either please or offend them always… — Jim Goad Aliens Copy Share Image
More than most, I believe I'm highly attuned to how heresies eventually become mainstream belief systems and how the vast majority of… — Jim Goad Belief Copy Share Image
When I write, I strain with every wizened fibre of my weathered frame to analyze every possible angle of any given subject. — Jim Goad Angle Copy Share Image
San Francisco, America's B-movie imitation of Paris. San Francisco, the city that ruined punk rock. San Francisco, the most intolerant place in… — Jim Goad America Copy Share Image
I'm arrogant enough to tell you that I'm smart enough to have scored higher on my Scholastic Aptitude Test than any US… — Jim Goad Als Copy Share Image
Have you ever taken a sober look at any of the mutants who run these Hollywood-gossip sites? What a crew! None of… — Jim Goad Always trying Copy Share Image
Plenty of people have bad divorces, but few of them end up with cancer, imprisonment, and public scorn. In the dark, rolling,… — Jim Goad Cancer Copy Share Image
My oldest brother was stabbed thirty to forty times and strangled to death with his own belt when I was eight years… — Jim Goad Advantage Copy Share Image
I never want to think or write about the topic again when I'm finished with it. — Jim Goad Finished Copy Share Image
I think that any time a person comes face-to-face with their own mortality - close enough to Death that they can smell… — Jim Goad Breaths Copy Share Image
