All Jim Davis Quotes
- Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. Bread
- Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. All
- Good morning is a contradiction of terms. Contradiction
- Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. Avoid
- You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done for all of… All
- There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the… Art
- I didn't have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek. Bit
- I stop short of being a workaholic. Funny
- He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune. Fills
- Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield Deep
- Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get. Bath
- If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen Enough Nothing
- When in doubt, pig out! Doubt
- An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that… All
- I never met a lasagna I didn't like Inspirational
- It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do. Accomplish
- In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange. Blue
- Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me. Entertain
- Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts...but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts Amount
- There is never a need to outrun anything you can outwit. Funny
- I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I'm afraid it might not come back. Afraid
- I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition. Cat
- Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them. Art
- The understatement is the English contribution to comedy. Comedy
- I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories. Animal