Best Jennifer Crusie Quotes
- Any instructions?” Carpenter said. “Yeah,” Shane said. “Shoot anybody who looks at Agnes funny. And anybody else you don’t like. I’m getting tired of this… Agnes
- The measuring and mixing always smoothed out her thinking processes - nothing was as calming as creaming butter - and when the kitchen was warm… Baking
- It's not a problem. There are people out there with much worse problems than mine."-Cynthia "Doesn't make yours any more fun to bear."-Liza "No. But… Any
- A lot of really big trees had died to make that desk. His mother had probably gnawed them down, used her nails to saw the… Big
- Have you talked to North?" he said. "Yes," she said. "I asked him to get us cable." "I wish you weren't talking to him." "I'd… Andie
- I could shove this swizzle stick through his heart, Min thought. She would'nt do it, of course. The stick was plastic and not nearly pointed… Course
- no more pep talks about believing in toads," Liza said. "Don't they turn into princeses when you kiss them?" Bonnie said. "Thats frogs," Liza Said.… Believe
- North is a powerful man, and you're still connected to him." Flo frowned. "Probably sexual memory, those Capricorns are insatiable. Well, you know. Sea Goat.… Andie
- That’s not a father. That’s a sperm donor. Forget him. He’s a mess. Concentrate on me. I’m terrific. (Linc Blaise) Blaise
- It's just that you don't respect me enough to respect what I want. I have to want what you want or it doesn't count or… Care
- He loved her all he could; but he couldn't love her very much. All
- As far as I'm concerned the last good man went when Elvis died. Concerned
- Wonder of wonders, the box had Elvis. Immediately the bar seemed a better place. She fed in coins and then punched the keys for "Hound… Bad
- Where were all the women gamblers? It wasn't as if being a woman wasn't a huge risk all by itself. Twenty-eight percent of female homocide… All
- I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then my mother… Asked
- Bet you ten bucks we make it." What are the odds? she thought, and realized with sudden, blinding clarity that she wouldn't take the other… All
- she was just…beaming at me, and I thought she’d won the lottery or something, her smile was that big. I asked what happened, and she… All
- When Eve ate the apple her knowledge increased. But God liked dumb women so Paradise ceased. Gwen Goodnight. Her Work. Apple
- There wasn't enough gratitude in the world for a server who kept drinks coming at a time like this. Coming
- Can we go to work now? Because we're about a minute away from breaking out the ice cream and talking about our feelings, and I… Breaking
- So I know you must have a plan and this wolf—" "Beast," Min said. "—frog, whatever, can't fit your plan." "He's not a frog," Min… Beast
- Well, you won't unless you come to lunch with me," Cal said. "I'm holding it for ransom. There's a gun to its heel right now."… Beany
- Elvis!" Min shoved herself off the couch to shoo him away. "Stay away from there. There's broken glass." "He did that on purpose," David said,… Away Stay
- That furniture cost me a fortune! It's designer furniture." "Designed by whom ? Darth Vader ? The Hitler Youth ? Cost
- Of course it hurt you neanderthal! See that? Thats blood. If theres blood, theres pain. Its like smoke and fire. Blood
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