Jennifer Coolidge

I do have to say, there is this incredible benefit to being older. I never thought I'd say that. I've figured out…

— Jennifer Coolidge

Hugh Grant has that magic in real life, so when he's saying these lines, 'It's always been you,' it's just devastating.

— Jennifer Coolidge

I've been many people. I've been the skinny girl. I've been the fat girl. Because I've become a character actress, I sort…

— Jennifer Coolidge

When you leave L.A. and go to another city, guys are normal again. They like girls their own age.

— Jennifer Coolidge

It seems almost impossible to me that the whole world doesn't know CPR.

— Jennifer Coolidge

I have been able to sniff out a phony.

— Jennifer Coolidge

The odd things that people say to you are so much more hilarious than what you can come up with.

— Jennifer Coolidge

I figured New York was the closest I'd get here in America to Scotland.

— Jennifer Coolidge

Younger guy are attracted to a strong quality.

— Jennifer Coolidge

I feel that when you want to seduce a man, you really need your legs. Since all my outfits were long dresses,…

— Jennifer Coolidge

People have this view, 'Oh, you're in movies, your life is so glamorous' but it can really suck.

— Jennifer Coolidge

I always remember this neighbor who would ask me to babysit for her. She looked like Jayne Mansfield, and I remember babysitting…

— Jennifer Coolidge

I wasn't allowed to watch regular television when I was growing up, only PBS, so I watched 'Masterpiece Theatre' and a lot…

— Jennifer Coolidge

As a single woman, I reap the benefits of being Stifler's mom.

— Jennifer Coolidge

When you're an actress, there are only a few times you can really get paid. One of them is doing a sequel.…

— Jennifer Coolidge

I know what I am capable of. I read a character, and if I can say to myself, 'I know this woman,'…

— Jennifer Coolidge

I do love to gamble; I hate to admit it.

— Jennifer Coolidge

I wanted to be a dramatic actress. Life doesn't go the way you think it's going to go.

— Jennifer Coolidge

When it's going well, stand-up is the best thing in the world, but when it's not, it feels like all your toes…

— Jennifer Coolidge

It's really hard for me to meet someone. I don't want to date actors. Been there, done that. Only one actor per…

— Jennifer Coolidge

I didn't think American Pie was going to be what it was! I had a very small role and the reception I…

— Jennifer Coolidge

I read a script and I know immediately whether that role is for me or not.

— Jennifer Coolidge

I was the cocktail waitress, and Sandra Bullock was the host, and this guy came in and persuaded me to try improv…

— Jennifer Coolidge

Our secret desire as women is to have a guy who falls madly in love with us even though we're incredibly opinionated…

— Jennifer Coolidge

I was thinking, 'If I go bald, I might do something like Bret Michaels and have it all attached to a handkerchief.'

— Jennifer Coolidge